Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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Some of my colleagues recommended that I write a letter about how Park_Boi's ignorant attempts to debunk myths often lead to the perpetuation of them. This is that letter. To plunge right into it, we must convince nugatory, overbearing weasels to stop supporting Park_Boi and tolerating his musings. Those who claim otherwise do so only to justify their own predaceous platitudes. With an enormous expenditure of words, unclear in content and incomprehensible as to meaning, he frequently stammers an endless hodgepodge of phrases purportedly as witty as in reality they are hateful. Only the worst classes of filthy marplots I've ever seen can feel at home in this maze of reasoning and cull an "inner experience" from this dung heap of satanic prætorianism. On a lighter note, he is currently limited to shrieking and spitting when he's confronted with inconvenient facts. In a matter of days, however, Park_Boi is likely to switch to some sort of "control, manipulate, and harm other people" approach to draw our attention away from such facts.
I see how important Park_Boi's impetuous objectives are to his followers and I laugh. I laugh because once people obtain the critical skills that enable them to think and reflect and speculate independently, they'll realize that Park_Boi is a being who invents nothing, originates nothing, and improves nothing. All he does is repeat the mistakes of the past. Park_Boi has really pulled a fast one this time. Stated differently, he should learn to appreciate what he has instead of feeling so oppressed because he can't do everything he wants every time he wants to.
I used to think it would be possible to work out a compromise with Park_Boi. Unfortunately, the terms that he insists upon are so completely unacceptable and so much in contradiction with earlier agreed-upon points that one can conclude only that in a tacit concession of defeat, Park_Boi is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what his gormless tricks have failed at. Plainly stated, I want to thank him for his demands. They give me an excellent opportunity to illustrate just how atrabilious Park_Boi can be. That's all for this letter. For those that don't like my views, get over it. I believe that I have as much a right to my views, and to express them, as anyone else. So when I say that two wrongs don't make a right, you can agree with me or not. That's all there is to it.
I see how important Park_Boi's impetuous objectives are to his followers and I laugh. I laugh because once people obtain the critical skills that enable them to think and reflect and speculate independently, they'll realize that Park_Boi is a being who invents nothing, originates nothing, and improves nothing. All he does is repeat the mistakes of the past. Park_Boi has really pulled a fast one this time. Stated differently, he should learn to appreciate what he has instead of feeling so oppressed because he can't do everything he wants every time he wants to.
I used to think it would be possible to work out a compromise with Park_Boi. Unfortunately, the terms that he insists upon are so completely unacceptable and so much in contradiction with earlier agreed-upon points that one can conclude only that in a tacit concession of defeat, Park_Boi is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what his gormless tricks have failed at. Plainly stated, I want to thank him for his demands. They give me an excellent opportunity to illustrate just how atrabilious Park_Boi can be. That's all for this letter. For those that don't like my views, get over it. I believe that I have as much a right to my views, and to express them, as anyone else. So when I say that two wrongs don't make a right, you can agree with me or not. That's all there is to it.
