You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi ese
Stranger: can you speak Chinese?
You: yeah
Stranger: 你好
You: ching chong chang ching herro
Stranger: oh yes
You: how do you say "sweet ass areolas, breh" in chinese?
Stranger: Do you like China？
You: no
You: they're all fucking commies
Stranger: why？
You: I dunno. why are you a god damn communist?
You: just like brack hussein, trying to make us all communists
You: the niggers and the chinks are gonna take over
You: fucking zipper heads
You: u listening to me
Stranger: I don't understand in what to say
You: hey boy
Stranger: no
Stranger: what's fucking zipper heads?
You: listen to me. you god damn slant eyes trying to use your kung fu on me. it's not gonna work this time
You: not in MY America!
Stranger: in china ？
You: no we're in the US of A
Stranger: OK
You: so get out of my country
You: now
Stranger: What are you talking about
Stranger: BYE
You: god damnit u don't tell me bye!
You: not in MY America!
Stranger: I am not in America
You: where r u?
You: ur talking on my American internet!
Stranger: wgat?
You: go back to your china internets. doesnt your country have your own internet?
Stranger: ok
You: just like the mexicans wanna take our jobs. the chinks wanna take our internet chats away from us
You: how did you get access yo USA internet?
You: who r u working for?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
