Talk with total strangers online.
- Thread starter Nuttkase
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Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: hypothetical
Stranger: shoot
You: who can kick a kickball further? e-40 or j-diggs?
Stranger: e-four oh fo sho
You: i think so too
You: but j-diggs is yoked as fuck
You: possible leg power
You: yadada?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i'm baked cuh
You: rollin 20s crip cuh
You: what u smokin on
Stranger: some orange kush
You: hash oil
Stranger: i could forreal go for some acid
You: i would definitely rail some lines right now
Stranger: to each his own
You: indeed
You: some shrooms
Stranger: fuckk yes
You: hilarity ensues
Stranger: shroomz + desert = #winning
You: duh
You: #tigerblood
Stranger: i'd love a trip with charlie
You: fuck yeah
Stranger: classy dude
You: very classy
You: i dont wanna share his crackpipe tho
You: i'll share his goddesses
Stranger: idk which is safer
You: good point
You: this was easily the best convo ive ever had on omegle
You: this site is weak sauce
Stranger: for sure
You: stay up pimp
You: peace
Stranger: peace brother
Stranger: ron paul 2012 baby
You: YEADAT
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: hypothetical
Stranger: shoot
You: who can kick a kickball further? e-40 or j-diggs?
Stranger: e-four oh fo sho
You: i think so too
You: but j-diggs is yoked as fuck
You: possible leg power
You: yadada?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i'm baked cuh
You: rollin 20s crip cuh
You: what u smokin on
Stranger: some orange kush
You: hash oil
Stranger: i could forreal go for some acid
You: i would definitely rail some lines right now
Stranger: to each his own
You: indeed
You: some shrooms
Stranger: fuckk yes
You: hilarity ensues
Stranger: shroomz + desert = #winning
You: duh
You: #tigerblood
Stranger: i'd love a trip with charlie
You: fuck yeah
Stranger: classy dude
You: very classy
You: i dont wanna share his crackpipe tho
You: i'll share his goddesses
Stranger: idk which is safer
You: good point
You: this was easily the best convo ive ever had on omegle
You: this site is weak sauce
Stranger: for sure
You: stay up pimp
You: peace
Stranger: peace brother
Stranger: ron paul 2012 baby
You: YEADAT
im pretty sure my brain does not operate normally
i forgot to scroll down at the end lol
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey!
You: so i thibnk you should suck my duck
Stranger: Suck your duck?
You: please he is reallt lonely
You: really*
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: Maybe
You: and has no other ducks
Stranger: Where is he?
You: at my house
You: in las vegas
You: can you come over
Stranger: Oh ok I'll be right over
You: sweet
You: he will be so happy
Stranger: Good. Glad i could help.
You: your like my bestg friend
You: for real
You: in real life
Stranger: And you're mine!
You: wanna play a game
You: its called rape
Stranger: What kind of game?
Stranger: What happens in this game?
You: well you dont wanna play usually
You: then i make you play
You: on my couch
You: and film it
You: its mad fun b
Stranger: Oh. How do you play? What do you do?
Stranger: How come you don't want to play?
You: because its a game that involves you not wanting to play..
You: wtf i thought that was obvious
Stranger: Ohhh
Stranger: Ok then I don
You: its kinda like a milkshake from dairy queen
Stranger: OH!
Stranger: It sounds fun.
You: you get it noa
You: ill smoke first
You: what sho8uld i smoke
Stranger: Hmm what can you choose from your secetion?
You: anything breh i live in the hood
Stranger: Oh!
Stranger: RAPE!
You: YES
You: excellent idea
Stranger: I know.
You: so i smoke rape and its super effective against blastoise
You: whAT NOW
You: caps yo
You: innefective troll is innefective
Stranger: I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!
You: pikachu gets bodyslammed agaisnt the kitchen table and eats my pussy while i laigh at his mom
You: who is having a stoke
Stranger: Your pussy? You have a vagina?
You: no
You: im 45 ... AND A GUY
Stranger: COOL!
Stranger: I'm not.
You: directed by m night shamylan
Stranger: LOL!
Stranger: Worst. Director. EVER.
You: no im good at my job
You: nd i win like awards on mtv and shit
You: remember when i made that movie
You: called RAPE PICKACHU FAGOT
You: it like won and shit
Stranger: :'( You're hurting my feelings.
You: good i do that well
You: thats my favorite hobby
You: besides youtube
Stranger: YOUTUBBBBEEEE
You: no
You: NO
You: fucking no
Stranger: yes
Stranger: YES
You: ok
Stranger: FUCKING YES
You:
Stranger:
You: 8D
Stranger: XD
You: while i have you here
Stranger: Yes?
You: wanna smoke on some pole
You: ... my pole
You: like my cock
Stranger: On your cock?
You: yes
Stranger: Cock
You: no
You: cock
You: no caps
Stranger: The cock you wish you had?
You:
Stranger: Strap on? Dildo?
Stranger: I see no cock.
You: YES
You: WTF
You: SHIT ISNT POSTING ANYMORE
Stranger: ?
You: COMPUTER FROZEN
Stranger: ahh
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey!
You: so i thibnk you should suck my duck
Stranger: Suck your duck?
You: please he is reallt lonely
You: really*
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: Maybe
You: and has no other ducks
Stranger: Where is he?
You: at my house
You: in las vegas
You: can you come over
Stranger: Oh ok I'll be right over
You: sweet
You: he will be so happy
Stranger: Good. Glad i could help.
You: your like my bestg friend
You: for real
You: in real life
Stranger: And you're mine!
You: wanna play a game
You: its called rape
Stranger: What kind of game?
Stranger: What happens in this game?
You: well you dont wanna play usually
You: then i make you play
You: on my couch
You: and film it
You: its mad fun b
Stranger: Oh. How do you play? What do you do?
Stranger: How come you don't want to play?
You: because its a game that involves you not wanting to play..
You: wtf i thought that was obvious
Stranger: Ohhh
Stranger: Ok then I don
You: its kinda like a milkshake from dairy queen
Stranger: OH!
Stranger: It sounds fun.
You: you get it noa
You: ill smoke first
You: what sho8uld i smoke
Stranger: Hmm what can you choose from your secetion?
You: anything breh i live in the hood
Stranger: Oh!
Stranger: RAPE!
You: YES
You: excellent idea
Stranger: I know.
You: so i smoke rape and its super effective against blastoise
You: whAT NOW
You: caps yo
You: innefective troll is innefective
Stranger: I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!
You: pikachu gets bodyslammed agaisnt the kitchen table and eats my pussy while i laigh at his mom
You: who is having a stoke
Stranger: Your pussy? You have a vagina?
You: no
You: im 45 ... AND A GUY
Stranger: COOL!
Stranger: I'm not.
You: directed by m night shamylan
Stranger: LOL!
Stranger: Worst. Director. EVER.
You: no im good at my job
You: nd i win like awards on mtv and shit
You: remember when i made that movie
You: called RAPE PICKACHU FAGOT
You: it like won and shit
Stranger: :'( You're hurting my feelings.
You: good i do that well
You: thats my favorite hobby
You: besides youtube
Stranger: YOUTUBBBBEEEE
You: no
You: NO
You: fucking no
Stranger: yes
Stranger: YES
You: ok
Stranger: FUCKING YES
You:
Stranger:
You: 8D
Stranger: XD
You: while i have you here
Stranger: Yes?
You: wanna smoke on some pole
You: ... my pole
You: like my cock
Stranger: On your cock?
You: yes
Stranger: Cock
You: no
You: cock
You: no caps
Stranger: The cock you wish you had?
You:
Stranger: Strap on? Dildo?
Stranger: I see no cock.
You: YES
You: WTF
You: SHIT ISNT POSTING ANYMORE
Stranger: ?
You: COMPUTER FROZEN
Stranger: ahh