Ever Been Caught Looking @ Porn By Your Parents?
- Thread starter Hyfeeboy
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I have a few stories...
jerking it:
So, I was living w/my aunt in Mississippi in 2000. I was in my room on the dial up. My aunt needed to use the phone. I noticed the internet quit and I heard the door open. I hiked my knees up and turned off the monitor asap. she's like 'what are you doing?' I said that I was playing in MS Paint. jeez. She knew the deal.
caught in sexual acts:
The first one was with my first REAL gf.
So, we JUST started dating and could never get privacy, since we were like 15/16 and we didn't have a car. So, we went to see the Powerpuff girls movie, and the whole time, she's jerking me off and sucking my penis. Well, this couple sits behind us, etc. and after a while of getting my dick skin slowly rubbed raw, I get a kick on the back of my seat and the bitch says 'this is a fucking kids movie.' so, I put my shit away and we ducked the fuck out before she saw us w/her dad or something. ha.
2nd time, same chick
so, we're in her room because she wants to show me her new dress. she puts the radio on (mistake) and lays on top of me. We start making out and I start fingering her. Her dad walks in, and right infront of him, his daughter's vagina is getting banged by my hand digits. That was super awkward because she started crying etc., then he gave me the phone to call my mom. funny thing is, he realized it was the hand that was in his daughter. ha!
3rd time, was the same chick.
my mom had picked us up from school and had to go to Michael's. We were in the backseat and she decides to start some oral on me. This car pulls up next to us, an SUV, so I do the knee hike thing again to cover my shit. This older black woman gets out and just hangs around the car, on the phone. My mom comes out and the black chick immediately confronts her about the situation. Well, the girl starts crying again (jesus), so I'm like, 'Mom, that bitch is lying. You know Melissa puts her head on my lap all the time.' She believed it, and we went to Best Buy.
another time, well, we didn't get caught...
but it was awkward.
so, we're at my dad's neon shop's office after school. we decide to fuck while he's in the shop area. I sat in the chair, while she sat on top of my, reverse cowgirl, if you will...with her hoodie over hers and my lap. Well, my dad and my boy who was working for him walked in and we just chilled there, me-praying that he doesn't need help with something. Luckily they walked out after about 10 mins and I finished.
keep in mind, me and this chick would fuck about 5 times a day. ha.
that's all for now.
jerking it:
So, I was living w/my aunt in Mississippi in 2000. I was in my room on the dial up. My aunt needed to use the phone. I noticed the internet quit and I heard the door open. I hiked my knees up and turned off the monitor asap. she's like 'what are you doing?' I said that I was playing in MS Paint. jeez. She knew the deal.
caught in sexual acts:
The first one was with my first REAL gf.
So, we JUST started dating and could never get privacy, since we were like 15/16 and we didn't have a car. So, we went to see the Powerpuff girls movie, and the whole time, she's jerking me off and sucking my penis. Well, this couple sits behind us, etc. and after a while of getting my dick skin slowly rubbed raw, I get a kick on the back of my seat and the bitch says 'this is a fucking kids movie.' so, I put my shit away and we ducked the fuck out before she saw us w/her dad or something. ha.
2nd time, same chick
so, we're in her room because she wants to show me her new dress. she puts the radio on (mistake) and lays on top of me. We start making out and I start fingering her. Her dad walks in, and right infront of him, his daughter's vagina is getting banged by my hand digits. That was super awkward because she started crying etc., then he gave me the phone to call my mom. funny thing is, he realized it was the hand that was in his daughter. ha!
3rd time, was the same chick.
my mom had picked us up from school and had to go to Michael's. We were in the backseat and she decides to start some oral on me. This car pulls up next to us, an SUV, so I do the knee hike thing again to cover my shit. This older black woman gets out and just hangs around the car, on the phone. My mom comes out and the black chick immediately confronts her about the situation. Well, the girl starts crying again (jesus), so I'm like, 'Mom, that bitch is lying. You know Melissa puts her head on my lap all the time.' She believed it, and we went to Best Buy.
another time, well, we didn't get caught...
but it was awkward.
so, we're at my dad's neon shop's office after school. we decide to fuck while he's in the shop area. I sat in the chair, while she sat on top of my, reverse cowgirl, if you will...with her hoodie over hers and my lap. Well, my dad and my boy who was working for him walked in and we just chilled there, me-praying that he doesn't need help with something. Luckily they walked out after about 10 mins and I finished.
keep in mind, me and this chick would fuck about 5 times a day. ha.
that's all for now.
