the Da Vinci Code has been cracked!!

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wino

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Evil Jesus said:
Smithsonian Museum
May 25, 2006
09:25:43 PM


It was discovered today, by scientists working closely together with the National Protection of Modern Mysteries Association, that amongst the ancient scrolls included within the Da Vinci Code gave a new outlook on Jesus Christ and his teachings. The ancient scrolls were rumored to be all unfactual information about happenings dating all the way back to the early ages of religion and the church. Scientists have finally solved a few of the puzzles reguarding the ancient Hebrew ancestry, most significantly, information about Jesus Christ. It was written within one of many scrolls, found and deciphered, that Jesus Christ was a very avid skin flute player and was the envy of many men in his time. It was proclaimed that he quite possibly was the very first to actually play the skin flute. Later information reguarding further discoveries will be followed up by the Smithsonian Museum.
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I thought I read about this a few years ago.. Very interesting story. I wonder if there's anything else that is relevant to the scroll that this was deciphered from.
 
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I AM MAD THAT I OPENED THIS THREAD, I AM MAD THAT I WAS LIKE, "WHY WOULD THEY CARE THAT HE PLAYED A FLUTE (LAMBS SKIN???), I AM MAD THAT THREE POST LATER I FOUND OUT WHAT A SKIN FLUTE IS BUT STILL COULD NOT BELIEVE SOMEONE WOULD POST THIS, I AM MAD THAT I WAS MORTIFIED THAT I OPENED THIS BUT MORE SO THAT I AM LAUGHING SO HARD TEARS ARE COMING DOWN MY FACE, I AM MAD THAT YOU FUCKIN SATANIST PULLED ME INTO THIS SICK TWISTED SHIT NOW I HAVE TO SAY A MILLION HAIL MARY'S. YOU DUMB FUCKS!
 
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SO ACCORDING TO THE DA VINCI CODE,...JESUS WAS A SKIN FLUTER AND,BUT SUPPOSIBLY HAD A LIL GIRL FROM THE TOWN PROSTITUTE?!....HMM! SO BASICALLY THEYRE SAYING JESUS WAS A FREAK?...UH,OK!


BUT ISNT THE CODE JUST A BUNCH OF SECRETS THEY LEFT OUT OF THE BIBLE AND SCRIPTURES ABOUT HIM AND HOW HE LIVED HIS LIVE,CUZ THEY DIDNT WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT JESUS LIKE THAT;CUZ IF SO THEN PEEPS WOULDNT BELIEVE IN JESUS AND THE WHOLE CATHOLIC THING?!..AND NOW ALL THIS?...HMMM...EITHER WAY ,..ITS SUM CRAZY INTERESTING SHIT IF ITS TRU THO!.....JESUS A SKIN FLUTER?..NAW MAN,..THEY MEAN LAMB SKIN,..I THINK,...I HOPE!,LOL.....I DONT WANNA BE PRAISING A HOMO!..BUT THEN AGAIN IF THATS WHO JESUS ,OUR SAVIOR,WUZ,THEN WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE HIM LIKE THE BIBLE SAYS,....AHHH WUTEVER! THIS IS WHY I DONT TAKE RELIGION TO TO SERIOUSLY,...PLUS I VOTED PROP 8 ANYWAYZ!,LOL
 
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P.E. said:
SO ACCORDING TO THE DA VINCI CODE,...JESUS WAS A SKIN FLUTER AND,BUT SUPPOSIBLY HAD A LIL GIRL FROM THE TOWN PROSTITUTE?!....HMM! SO BASICALLY THEYRE SAYING JESUS WAS A FREAK?...UH,OK!


BUT ISNT THE CODE JUST A BUNCH OF SECRETS THEY LEFT OUT OF THE BIBLE AND SCRIPTURES ABOUT HIM AND HOW HE LIVED HIS LIVE,CUZ THEY DIDNT WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT JESUS LIKE THAT;CUZ IF SO THEN PEEPS WOULDNT BELIEVE IN JESUS AND THE WHOLE CATHOLIC THING?!..AND NOW ALL THIS?...HMMM...EITHER WAY ,..ITS SUM CRAZY INTERESTING SHIT IF ITS TRU THO!.....JESUS A SKIN FLUTER?..NAW MAN,..THEY MEAN LAMB SKIN,..I THINK,...I HOPE!,LOL.....I DONT WANNA BE PRAISING A HOMO!..BUT THEN AGAIN IF THATS WHO JESUS ,OUR SAVIOR,WUZ,THEN WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE HIM LIKE THE BIBLE SAYS,....AHHH WUTEVER! THIS IS WHY I DONT TAKE RELIGION TO TO SERIOUSLY,...PLUS I VOTED PROP 8 ANYWAYZ!,LOL
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wow...you serious?
 
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wino

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P.E. said:
SO ACCORDING TO THE DA VINCI CODE,...JESUS WAS A SKIN FLUTER AND,BUT SUPPOSIBLY HAD A LIL GIRL FROM THE TOWN PROSTITUTE?!....HMM! SO BASICALLY THEYRE SAYING JESUS WAS A FREAK?...UH,OK!


BUT ISNT THE CODE JUST A BUNCH OF SECRETS THEY LEFT OUT OF THE BIBLE AND SCRIPTURES ABOUT HIM AND HOW HE LIVED HIS LIVE,CUZ THEY DIDNT WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT JESUS LIKE THAT;CUZ IF SO THEN PEEPS WOULDNT BELIEVE IN JESUS AND THE WHOLE CATHOLIC THING?!..AND NOW ALL THIS?...HMMM...EITHER WAY ,..ITS SUM CRAZY INTERESTING SHIT IF ITS TRU THO!.....JESUS A SKIN FLUTER?..NAW MAN,..THEY MEAN LAMB SKIN,..I THINK,...I HOPE!,LOL.....I DONT WANNA BE PRAISING A HOMO!..BUT THEN AGAIN IF THATS WHO JESUS ,OUR SAVIOR,WUZ,THEN WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE HIM LIKE THE BIBLE SAYS,....AHHH WUTEVER! THIS IS WHY I DONT TAKE RELIGION TO TO SERIOUSLY,...PLUS I VOTED PROP 8 ANYWAYZ!,LOL
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I found a continuance on that same article that was posted before by evil jesus..

The Smithsonian Museum has been working closely with the NPMMA, the National Protection of Modern Mysteries Association, to decipher more of the secrets relating to the ancient scrolls of Jesus Christ. More importantly, pertaining to the sexual orientation of the man proclaimed to be a savior of the people. It appears that Jesus Christ's affinity for the skin flute might have very well been the very first sign of homosexual tendencies between one male and another. Within these scrolls the writings and testimonials of several of Jesus' followers can be interpreted as follows.. "He who knows thou temptations must first understand thou's wants and desires." From these interpretations it is understood that the savior not only had an affinity for males but most importantly an affinity for the wants and desires of his male followers. They all shared a love for skin flutes and the happiness they brought to Jesus and his followers during times or dire straights.
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thats not the whole article but thats pretty much the gyst of it. i can post the whole thing if you need it mane but i thought that much pretty summed it up.
 
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