Zack and Miri Make a Porno RED BAND TRAILER

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The Bakersman
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This shit is beyond NSFW.

Banned movie poster:


slashfilm.com said:
The official red band movie trailer for Kevin Smith’s Zack and Miri Make a Porno has been released online. If there was any more that required a red band movie trailer, it is Zack and Miri. We get the big reveal of the porno movie within the movie, Star Whores, the genius that is The Office’s Craig Robinson, the amazing evolving cinematography of David Klein (who woulda thought the same guy shot Clerks?!) and Traci Lord’s secret talent.
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Official Plot Synopsis said:
Official Plot Synopsis: Lifelong friends Zack Brown (Seth Rogen) and Miriam Linky (Elizabeth Banks) live the less-than- glamorous life. They make minimum wage at dead end jobs, entertain no real aspirations, their cash has no flow, and their dump apartment’s electricity and water will soon be shut off. And they are being evicted.

Then, just as they begin to accept the misfortune that is their life, along comes their ten-year high school reunion to taunt them. Zack and Miri disliked almost everyone in their Monroeville High School in Pittsburgh, PA. Ten years later, with absolutely nothing to lord over their former classmates, they realize they’ve hit rock bottom. But spurned on by an old crush and the promise of free beer, Miri drags Zack to the reunion.

A chance meeting at the reunion gives Zack an idea that just might lead him and Miri out of financial ruin—make a P0RN0 and sell it! But with an over-abundance of nudie flicks already crowding the internet, where will they find an interested audience for their home-brewed blue movie?

With the email addresses of all of their fellow graduates, Zack reasons that at least those eight hundred would want to see it for pure comic value, earning them enough money to get by, until they think of something else. Miri reluctantly agrees.

Zack hits up coffee shop co-worker Delaney (Craig Robinson) to finance the movie. Reluctant to say the least, Delaney eventually embraces his role as “producer” (if not financier) once the promise of rampant, non-infidelious nudity is made. Zack, Miri and Delaney next assemble a rag-tag bunch of amateurs and outcasts to star in and shoot their flick, including “actor” Lester (Jason Mewes), “actress” Traci Lords (Bubbles), “cinematographer” Deacon (Jeff Anderson), “actress” Stacie (Katie Morgan) and “actor/crew member” Barry (Ricky Mabe).

Scripts in hand, stage names suitably adopted, wardrobe fitted, and a warehouse location secured, everyone is ready to go. Then a setback threatens to scrap their entire plan.

Dismayed, Zack rallies the group with a new concept and direction for his adult opus and everybody’s soon back at work. Just one question remains—will best friends Zack and Miri be able to go through with having sex on camera as planned, and what will it mean for them after the director yells “Cut!”?

ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO is a feast of dirty talk, raunchy scenes with real love and caring amongst the characters, cooked up by the originator of the genre—Kevin Smith.
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The link:

http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/09/02/zack-and-miri-make-a-porno-nsfw-red-band-movie-trailer/#comments

The RED BAND TRAILER:


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The Bakersman
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Mizzourah
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A review for the movie:

slashfilm.com said:
I have a theory that Kevin Smith’s Zack and Miri Make a Porno is actually just a chronology of Smith’s career so far as a filmmaker. The film starts off much like Clerks, with Seth Rogen trying to wake up for his dreadful job. Minutes later he is walking through the local mall with his roommate and best friend Miri, played by Elizabeth Banks, in a scene that is reminiscent of Mallrats. The high school reunion sequence that follows feels oh so Chasing Amy. And when Zack and Miri must band together with a group of misfits to make a porno, I’m reminded of both Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. And the last 30 minutes of Zack and Miri is more like a conventional romantic comedy, like Jersey Girl.

I got a chance to screen this film a few months ago, before the MPAA appeal hearing had taken place. When I told Smith my theory on the film, he replied “Congrats, sir - you’re the first person to say, what to me, is so blatantly obvious. It’s not a movie about porn, really: it’s a movie about how we made Clerks.” And I think that says everything you really need to know about Zack and Miri.

One of the reoccurring stories found in the teen films from the 80’s and 90’s is that of the dork or geek who is hopelessly in love with his best friend. She is a cute looking girl, probably out of his league, who has an asshole jock boyfriend and is completely ignorant to the fact that her sole-mate might actually be her best friend. Usually those 80’s teen films end with the realization. You know, the one that usually never happens in real life.

I would like to think that Zack and Miri takes place a decade after that unresolved story. Zack works in a coffee shop, and is currently living with his best friend Miri, whose good looks got her only as far as a job in the local mall. They are struggling to pay the rent. With their electricity turned off, they get an idea from a chance meeting at their High School reunion to raise money by creating a porno. The theory is that at least everyone in their high school class would pay to see it. This leads to without-a-doubt, the funniest Star Wars reference from Smith yet. I’m not sure how they accomplished so much under the guise of parody, but regardless, the entire sequence is hilarious. I wonder what George Lucas must think.

The first 30 minutes of the film is the funniest half-hour Smith has ever written/directed. As a studio executive would say, there are more laughs per a minute in the first third, than probably any of Smith’s previous films. Thank god Smith won the MPAA appeal, as the 14 frame, half a second shot is the equivalent of the hair-gel moment from “There’s Something About Mary”.

The Office’s Craig Robinson completely steals every scene he appears in. And Jason Mewes is more than just a pleasant surprise, delivering one of the biggest laughs of the entire film. Traci Lords and Katie Morgan will make you wonder why more porn actresses haven’t crossed over to the Hollywood mainstream. Cinematographer David Klein takes the visuals to the next level. It’s hard to believe this is the same guy who shot Clerks?

If there is any downside, it is that the film transitions from laugh out loud comedy to romantic dramedy in the last act, which might be too abrupt for some. But I think that by that point in the story you have come to care about the story of Zack and Miri enough to go through the transitional tone.

Bottom line is that Zack and Miri is the funniest film of 2008, and quite possibly the most fucked up romantic comedy ever to hit the big screen.

/Film Rating: 8 out of 10
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