chiligrrl said:
eh man yeah i guess if u was still sportin a raiders starter jacket in 92 you mos def not from cali....we was on to adidas jacket bout then...lol...raiders jackets were pretty damn hot in like 88 tho....
WITCHS REMMINDS ME I WANT MINE BACK MIJA
YOU KNOW YOU FROM SEATTLE IF YOU CAN'T GET MAJOR SALES ....
JUST BE CAUSE (FILL IN THE BLANK)?
IF YOU ARE UPTIGHT,WHINE, BITCH, MOAN AND COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN (SEE #14)
IF YOU SUFFER FROM DEPRESSION
MAD CAUSE KING 5 IS NEVER ON YOUR SIDE!!!!!
HATE KUBE
IF COFFEE IS YOUR ONLY MEANS TO GET CLEAN WATER
IF YOU BEEN TO THE BAY AND SAID "IT SMELLS LIKE FISH"
BUT WHEN YOU COME BACK TO SKREWATTLE AND SAY "IT SMELLS LIKE FISH SHIT!!!!"
IF YOU LIKE TO START DRAMA AND DON'T KNOW WHY?
NEVER GO TO EVENTS THAT ARE HIP HOP RELATED AND NEVER BUY LOCAL CD'S BUT WONDER WHY SEA-FOLKS CAN NEVER BUBBLE UP!!!!!!
ALWAYS MIX UP SELF MADE WITH SELF TITTLED
IF YOU ARE LIGHTSKINED
IF YOU STILL HAVE A MIX-A-LOT POSTER IN YOUR ROOM
IF YOU "MOVED" FROM THE C.D. AND NOW LIVE IN SOUTH SKREWATTLE TO ANOTHER GHETTO
AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SUN TOO
GOOD FRIENDS WITH KUN LUV'S FAMILY... AND KNOW ALL THE AFRICAN NAMES THEY GOT ......MAN COOL ASS TRIBE
CRYED WHEN THE OWNER FROM PHILLY'S BEST DIED
HAPPY NOW YOU CAN GET SOME PAPPER TOWELS IF PHILLYS BEST
IF ALL YOUR GOOD FRIENDS COME FROM ANOTHER STATE LIKE CALI, TEX OR SOMILIA
IF YOU WENT TO RAINER BEACH (AND EVERYTIME YOU SEE A SCORE ON TV ABOUT THEM YOU YELL "RRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!")
NEVER HEARD THE TREM "SKREWATTLE"
IF YOU SAY YOU ARE A RAPPER BUT NEVER SAW THE INSIDE OF A STUDIO
IF ALL YOU EVER WANTED IN LIFE WAS TO BE SIGNED TO STREET LEVEL RECORDS CAUSE THEY ALLWAYS HAVE A NEW CD OUT
AND THE "THE MOST ACTIVE LABEL" IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!! (D-SANE WHAT WAS IT 4 OR MORE PROJECTS THAT YEAR?...WOW )
IF YOU EVER SAT IN FRONT OF SKREWATTLE'S BEST COFFEE ON PINE (CAUSE IT WAS YOUR TURN)
IF YOU EVER HAD YOUR HAIR "DID" AT "TOTAL HAIR DESIGNERS" IN THA PROMANADE 23....ON 23RD AND JACKSON AND IF YOU DIDN'T CALL FOR AN APOINTMENT TODAY AT # 206.720.9944 ASK FOR GERRI TELL HER SLOWPOKE SENT YOU
IF YOU EVER GOT A CD AT A.R.S. AND D. DOXX ACTED LIKE HE DID NOT WANT TO SALE YOU THE 12 CD'S AT FULL PRICE
IF YOU EVER HAD "DJ ROCK-A-PHELLA" STOP THE MUSIC AND CHEW YOU OUT CAUSE YOU WERE SITTIN IN A CHAIR ON THE DANCE FLOOR AND ALL YOU DID WAS LAFF AND SMILED CAUSE HE FUNNY WIT IT
IF YOUR DUMB ASS WITNESSED A CRIME AND WAS ON CH. 7 OR 5 TALKING ABOUT "WELL WHAT I SAW RIGHT!!!...."
IF YOU WENT TO THE ONE OR MANY COOL NUTZ "RELEASE PARTY"
IF YOU GOT IN TO A FIGHT AT DINO'S ...BUT YOU GO BACK CAUSE IT'S THE ONLY PLACE WHERE THEY DON'T WATER DOWN THE DRINKS
HAD OR HAVE A "CALIFORNIANS GO BACK" BUMPER STICKER
WAS A GANG MEMBER IN THE MID 90'S
HUMPED THE PIG AT PIKE STREET MARKET
AND TOLD YOUR HOMIE TO TAKE A PIC OF IT
LAFFED AT A TOUROIST ON THAT FUCKED UP DUCK MOBILE THING....BUT LOVED IT WHEN YOU GOT TO RIDE IT IN THE WATER !!!
LOVE TO GET "DICK'S" ON BROADWAY AND WHEN YOU SAY THAT TO SOMEONE NEWLY IN TOWN THEY LOOK AT YOU CRAZY CAUSE THEY THINK YOU "WANNA GET SOME DICK FROM A GAY DUDE CAUSE THEY WERE TOLD CAP. HILL IS ALL GAY PEOPLE"
IF YOU GOT MADDAWGED BY SOME GOOKY FUCK OWNER AT COLUMBIA PLAZA
IF YOU STILL REFER IT AS "SOUTH CENTER" NOT WESTINGSOMETHIG
IF YOU PEED IN THE GREEN RIVER
WAITED FOR THE LIGHT AT MLK AND FRANKLIN AND HAD A BEAN PIE FUCKER
CALL YOU "BROTHA WANNA BUY"
WENT TO KEY ARENA TO SEE THE VISTING TEAM
WAITED A MONTH ON THE PHONE FOR A US WEST REP TO TAKE YOUR CALL
HATE PIZZA TIME BUT IT'S THE ONLY ONE THAT WE DELIVER A PIZZA FOR LESS THAN $10
NEVER RODE THE MONO RAIL CAUSE IT WAS CHEAPER TO ROLL METRO
SHAKED YOUR ASS WHILE THE BIG HOMIE KUN LUV WAS ON THA ONES AND TWO'S
IF YOU MISS "DIRTY BRIDIE" BUT STILL WANNA BE "N FLIGHT" WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD PHONES ON
IF ALL YOUR SLANG COMES FROM CALI, BUT DRESS LIKE A EAST COAST CAT
LOGGED ON TO SEASPOT.COM
PRE JUDGE EVERYONE ON THE "EAST SIDE" AS RACIST
IF YOU KNOW THE WHEATHER MAN ON 5 IS GAY BY HIS VOICE
IF YOU WERE NOT BORN HERE, BUT SAY YOURE FROM HERE
IF YOU READ THIS AND WANNA START SHIT WITH SLOW MUDDAFOCKIN POKE
CAUSE IT'S ALL TRU AND IT'S IN YOUR NATURE TO ....GET, BE AND STAY MAD ABOUT SOMETHING
