>IF....
>
> 1. Your neck does the snake when you're in a heated discussion
> 2. Your curfew was ever determined by a street light
> 3. An extension cord or hot wheel track was your worst enemy
> 4. Your initial credit was established at a rent-a-center
> 5. Your credit is no longer accepted at rent-a-center
> 6. You established your credit with Finger-hut
> 7. A horses mane and your hair have the same texture
> 8. A "track meet" describes an appointment with your hair dresser
> 9. You wear a suit with sandals
>10. Everything you eat requires a touch of hot sauce
>11. You cried when they took "The Jefferson's" out of syndication
>12. You watched "Homeboys in Outerspace" more than 5 minutes
>13. Now/Later candy and a dill pickle are/were considered delicacies
>14. You ever bought pigs feet/knuckles from the gas station
>15. Your steering wheel is wrapped with fake fur
>16. You carry a cell phone with no service
>17. You save the frozen dinner plates
>18. You save the aluminum pie plates and reuse them
>19. The "Cool Whip" container is now your cereal bowl
>20. There's a big wooden fork and spoon on the wall in your kitchen
>21. The screen door has no screen
>22. You've never stood in line without cutting
>23. You got in free and still complained
>24. You ever had "roach" clips hanging from the rear view mirror
>25. You ever had beaded room dividers hanging in your doorway
>26. You ever had curb finders and fog lights on your car
>27. You ever wore corn rows or braids for an extended
> > > period when they needed to be tightened
>28. You ever bought Bergamot, NuNile, or Sporting Waves pomade
>29. You ever went outside in your jheri curl bag or
> > > rollers in your hair with house shoes
>30. You ever used a hot comb or bought a blowout kit
>31. If "One nation under a groove" was your national anthem
>32. You've ever brought tennis shoes! at the grocery store
>33. The walls in your bedroom at your mama's house had tape marks
> > > from the pictures you ripped out and taped up out of Right On
> > > magazine
>34. The drinking glasses at your mama's house used to be
> > > peanut butter or jelly jars
>35. You know off the top of your head the colors of the food stamp
> > > denominations
>36. You're on a first-name basis with the Rent-to-Own repo man
>37. You (or your mama) rubbed spit on your legs at the doctor's office to
> > > keep them from looking like dirty chalkboards
>38. You have burns on your ears, neck and forehead from your mama trying
> > > to get 'dem kitchens
>39. You've ever brushed your teeth with baking soda because there
> > > wasn't any toothpaste
>40. You've ever wiped your butt with a napkin or scott towel because there
> > > was no toilet paper .... THEN, YOU MIGHT BE A BLACKNECK!!!
>
> 1. Your neck does the snake when you're in a heated discussion
> 2. Your curfew was ever determined by a street light
> 3. An extension cord or hot wheel track was your worst enemy
> 4. Your initial credit was established at a rent-a-center
> 5. Your credit is no longer accepted at rent-a-center
> 6. You established your credit with Finger-hut
> 7. A horses mane and your hair have the same texture
> 8. A "track meet" describes an appointment with your hair dresser
> 9. You wear a suit with sandals
>10. Everything you eat requires a touch of hot sauce
>11. You cried when they took "The Jefferson's" out of syndication
>12. You watched "Homeboys in Outerspace" more than 5 minutes
>13. Now/Later candy and a dill pickle are/were considered delicacies
>14. You ever bought pigs feet/knuckles from the gas station
>15. Your steering wheel is wrapped with fake fur
>16. You carry a cell phone with no service
>17. You save the frozen dinner plates
>18. You save the aluminum pie plates and reuse them
>19. The "Cool Whip" container is now your cereal bowl
>20. There's a big wooden fork and spoon on the wall in your kitchen
>21. The screen door has no screen
>22. You've never stood in line without cutting
>23. You got in free and still complained
>24. You ever had "roach" clips hanging from the rear view mirror
>25. You ever had beaded room dividers hanging in your doorway
>26. You ever had curb finders and fog lights on your car
>27. You ever wore corn rows or braids for an extended
> > > period when they needed to be tightened
>28. You ever bought Bergamot, NuNile, or Sporting Waves pomade
>29. You ever went outside in your jheri curl bag or
> > > rollers in your hair with house shoes
>30. You ever used a hot comb or bought a blowout kit
>31. If "One nation under a groove" was your national anthem
>32. You've ever brought tennis shoes! at the grocery store
>33. The walls in your bedroom at your mama's house had tape marks
> > > from the pictures you ripped out and taped up out of Right On
> > > magazine
>34. The drinking glasses at your mama's house used to be
> > > peanut butter or jelly jars
>35. You know off the top of your head the colors of the food stamp
> > > denominations
>36. You're on a first-name basis with the Rent-to-Own repo man
>37. You (or your mama) rubbed spit on your legs at the doctor's office to
> > > keep them from looking like dirty chalkboards
>38. You have burns on your ears, neck and forehead from your mama trying
> > > to get 'dem kitchens
>39. You've ever brushed your teeth with baking soda because there
> > > wasn't any toothpaste
>40. You've ever wiped your butt with a napkin or scott towel because there
> > > was no toilet paper .... THEN, YOU MIGHT BE A BLACKNECK!!!