yo momma...
yo mama so fat... the rolls on the back of her neck look like a pack a hot dogs
yo mama so ugly...and so bald... and drool so much.... that when she wears a turtle neck... she look like a busted condom
yo mama is so fat... last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
yo mama is so fat.... she uses a vcr as a beeper
yo mama is so dirty.... when the colonel yelled hit the dirt.. everyone punched yo mama
Your mama is so dumb... she need's a tutor to read lips .
Yo mama's so dumb.... she triped over a cordless phone
yo mama so dum.... she thought taco bell was a phone company in mexico
Yo Momma is so old.... i told her to act her age and she Died!
yo mama is so ugly.... she stuck her head out a car window and got arrested for mooning
Your mother is so ugly.... when she moved into her new apartment the neighbors chipped in to buy her a curtain!
and YOU were SOOOOO ugly at birth.... your parents named you SHIT HAPPENS!!!!!!!