Wife wanted to cuddle; hubby wanted to watch sports.

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http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."
 
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**best redneck voice**
"WOMAN!!...Leave me alone!! Don't you see RASSLIN' is on??!!"
"Here, I'll cuddle your brain with this here hammer!!"
"Take that!!" (times 70)


I'm posting this on my fridge @ home....let this be a warning to all those who require cuddling after sex...
 

KALYN

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... Jeeesus what a psycho... damn.. 70 times..? ol' boy was hella pissed.. he shoulda put in more work the first time around then she wouldnt have been naggin' him to come back.... lol...
 
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...Sportscenter is that shit...bitch shoulda just smoked a cig...



...and, hey fuckers...please direct me to the thread where all the "birdfucker" jokes come from...that shit is flooring me and I need to know the source...
 
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It was probably more than that. Maybe she was being a cunt and straight turned a really good game off and stood in front of the TV. It probably just set him off, from things being built up.

Everyone is still one this bird humping thing. I bet everyone here has looked up wierder sh than bird humping. That's not even a big deal...