Right on. You gotta get paid to shit.
Yeah, I generally don't shit at bars. Not necessarily because I'm scared of the toilets (tho, after a few drunks piss on it, that is a significant deterrent), but more because I wouldn't want some other asshole stinking the place up like shit, so I ain't gonna neither.
C'mon, let's be considerate people. My belly's full of alcohol. Don't unleash a smell that's gonna make lose it all over the floor. I paid good money for that booze. I want it to stay in my stomach.