Good post, caffeine. I was planning on posting something similar to this.
I have always found it strange that pitchers in the majors hit so poorly. I mean, mentally, you would think pitchers have an advantage over hitters when you consider their understanding for the different types of pitches (and what they can do) as well as what pitches are likely to be thrown in certain situations. Of course, that doesn't seem to be the case. I can remember playing in my younger days, and all the pitchers in the league were great hitters. Somewhere along the line they lost their swing. I was once told that it's caused by a lack of batting practice, I just don't believe that. When it's all said and done, I think the main reason they can't hit is because they lack game time expierence. You have to understand that, although they might get 2-4 plate appearances when they pitch, they only start every 5 games or so. Perhaps the redundancy of the way they wind up and release the ball, could have a big impact as it interferes on the way they swing the bat. BAMMER can probably shed some more light on this topic.
A few more things to discuss as far as pitching.
Who do you guys think is the best hitting pitcher?
He doesn't have the highest average, but I have to go with Kerry Wood. I think if they worked with him enough he could be a solid .230-.250 hitter for an entire year. He's obviously got the power.
Here's something to think about. What would be the impact of a (successful) switch-handed pitcher?