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#82
Dude that rap was so dope I decided never to rap again, you guys are right, Im just a dumb hick trying to live out a dream and failing, I wish i had all the money i spent on that damn lynch song...my shit talking is really lame and i cant face the fact that I just cant get in where I fit in. Im going back to trying to be a country and western singer, and if that doesnt work I can go back to fucking my sister on the downlow and being a rodeo clown..i yantshur triggarrrrrrman


lol
 
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#83
By the way Fatal you faggot, it was free advice given to me by the best in the world I thought you would be open-minded enough to receive some information.
So let me get this straight, you got advice from "the best in the world," yet you cannot battle for SHIT. By the way, who exactly is "the best in the world?" Save the bullshit.

Lionfromthelake said:
Since you've been battling for years I'd love to go audio I will fucking rip you a new one
Set your rules.

Lionfromthelake said:
and I don't place myself on a pedistool I actually do what I say don't confuse these little net thugs for the real ma' fuckas like me.
The "real ma' fuckas" like you?? Dog, you're a fuckin hillbilly. What, you been puttin in work on them possums crossing in front of your 1981 Ford truck after pounding a 6-pack of Keystone Light with your brother/daddy at the other trailor park across town?

Get the fuck outta here with that "real ma'fuckas like me" bullshit.


Lionfromthelake said:
By the way don't worry about multi-'s worry about your career if you have one. All that tough talk will get you fucked up, plain and simple.
LMAO!

Cut the crap. I aint gotta worry about my goddamn career. Hick accents and rap go together about as well as ebonics in country music. You aint doing SHIT in this rap game. You don't even have a fuckin flow, you sound like somebody imitating a hick trying to rap. In other words, your raps literally sound like a joke. So bring it on Jethro, set your rules and let me know when you're gonna drop your track.
 
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#85
i am not a rapper

see what you need to do is go down to the beach and get yourself some sand
while i snap your mom back onto my dick with a rubber band
and your girlfriend was sucking my dick like a hoover
i cant think of a rhyme so i'll make up a word called roover
i'll murder you in the fog like human ass dog
and throw you head first into a fallen log
stare at the back of your own fucking head
dont let me into your kitchen or i'll steal your bread
and then grow a big moustache like homer's neighbour ned
i couldnt drive to work until the road was cleared
your mom's pussy hairs look like rick ross' beard
i had sex with your sister for a really long time the other day
my shot took longer to come out than an album by dr. dre
its not the end of april but its nearly may
you dont even know what to say
LOL

That shit was actually pretty entertaining.
 
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#88
ima hungry carnivour tryna find-some-prey
fuck wit me youll never again see the light-of-day
fuck wit me better beleive theres a price-to-pay
i suggest u hide-away if u dont wanna die-today
i think its time-to-pray, ask god to help u find-the-way
u better listen to wut the fuck im tryna-say
or u might as well jus be throwin ya life-away
mayne im so serious it aint time-to-play
all yall need to stop cuz i got the right-of-way
all yall need to drop the fuckin mic-today
do it right now, do it right-away
im nuthin nice, i got nuthin kind-to-say
im cold like-the-day when the sky-is-grey
we complete opposite like night-n-day
my flow leave u shakin like Michael J.
cuz it hits wit the force of a tidal-wave
 
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#89
fuck wit me youll never again see the light-of-day
i suggest u hide-away if u dont wanna die-today
i think its time-to-pray, ask god to help u find-the-way
or u might as well jus be throwin ya life-away
all yall need to stop cuz i got the right-of-way
do it right now, do it right-away
we complete opposite like night-n-day

...........

you rhymed "day" 3 times

and "way" 4 times

lol...............

you were clearing going for multis

and you butchered it bad. very simple. very weak.

keep working on it man
 
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#92
see i can show-you-multies...but i deprive animals...i'll throw-you-no-piece of this unholy-ghost-meat// ...leave you at a loss for words cause i control-your-whole-speech//...in the cold-with-no-heat...from my frost bittin spittin...attemptin' to kick rhymes with frozen toes-and-broke-feet//...i'll throw your hoe skeet

just fuckin around
 
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#93
i'll murk myself...thats right...your bitch's ass-is soft// and you didnt graduate...so im rippin your tassels-off// unabashful thoughts...you dont want my sick...so with a mask-i-cough// i rap like hasslehoff chomping burgers...only gifted when your twisted// meaning i slip you animated pictures in a blender// adding the most seediest ingredients and burn them to cinders// i bend-words warping bars transporting jars of that liquid crack..i spit like blaphemous spikes..step to my sin-tacs// your scalp i send-back like george jefferson...a professional Letterman// i present my headers-in a Hannibal lector-spin with a a fine Chianti...screaming for me-mommy like a scared mick// off that doo doo mixed with voodoo...unarmed attempting to shoot-you// like don king...i got a profuse-due filled with sulfuric lyrics burning your spirit like lit 151 spiced rum// this fights-done...im watching the mic-run for it's life,-son
 

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Im comin out hard like 8 ball and mjg/
do you boys really think you can get up to see me
i be in 3d
when im in these streets
im rollin 3 deep
and we all clutchin heat
so tell me bro where do you want this confrontation to go
boxing it out like stallone
or pullin pins tossin grenades like rambo
you knows i go straight for the fuckin nose
an my accuracy is like cupid shootin his goddamn arrows
do as i say so
and you know everything is going to be alright
but if you want to get into it i aint goin out with out a goddamn fight
you goddamn right you done made me angry now
so i must to commence rainin down bullets like its the puget sound
 

EVERgREENRIDER

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or a ship wit out a damn crew/
matta of fact is that what you call a crew dude/
i see thru/
fakes and snakes and jakes/
givin enough time the rats always seem to show they face/
i keep a steady pace and bounce when i sense imposters/
growin way past crabs they got pinchers the size of lobsters/
constantly tryin to hold a good man down/
goddamnit man i think its time i put them under the ground
 
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#98
underground, shave em down to a hundred pounds..
like a skeleton with tats homie.. phony emcees just workin an act, fulla bull shit like balogny//
ima merican beef, embarassin retarded cats who couldnt stand on theyre feet//
close ya mouth son you got some hair in your teeth.. know that lifes joke but still i dare to compete//
cuz the jokes funny.. 2 things that i love are rap and taking folks money/
the rest are cars.. me and the homie in the tac battlin cats in the back of bars//
 

EVERgREENRIDER

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#99
bars gettin spit in the south of the 253/
wigs gettin split tryin to battle wit me an double g/
i represent the entire northwest region/
where the boys be gettin hungry stomachs growlin waitin to get they feast in/
i may not be in but i stay breathin/
a half dead half alive washington state demon/
 
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a Dubb A Demon, always down to spit no matter what they screamin...
evergreen on the microphone keepin em fienin, then split they dome when they sleepin so he can see what they dreamin//
comin off this northwest mind state.. got bitches asses bouncin with the instrumentals that i make//
im always dope like columbian coke, i hit the mic rap version of a ford power stroke//
then bout an hour i smoke.. chop it up about the game
droppin these verses make cats remember my name//