When SMASHING in public restrooms...

[Blight]

When you take a smash (if you aint knowin', to "take a smash" means to take a shit) in a public restroom, do you try to use the HANDICAP STALL first??? Why....

 

[c0rn brEaD!]

yeah. handicap $tallz are the $hit. therez hella room and nobody uzez em. handicap people dont uze em and otherz dont cuz they think handicap people uze em

 

[BIG J]

Handicap stalls are usually he cleanest out of all f them. And plus there's more Room

 

[Ry]

yeah. handicap $tallz are the $hit. therez hella room and nobody uzez em. handicap people dont uze em and otherz dont cuz they think handicap people uze em

Everybody else thinks noone uses them so they use the handi-stall too, making it used more frequently then the regular stall.

 

[5.0]

handicap are the way to go. shit ive seen ones with their own sinks and mirrors. there is nothing like watching yourself drop a load.

 

[P-Nut]

Dont matter which stall, the last time I did that shit she hopped on the sink and got served!

 

[The Duke of Earl]

I THOUGHT THIS POST WAS ABOUT CATCH A MUTHA FUCKA WITH HIS PANTS DOWN IN THE BATHROOM AND SMASHIN ON HIM(NOT TAKIN A SHIT BUT A BEAT DOWN).BUT YEA I TAKE SHIT IF ANY BATHROOM HANDICAPS ARE KOO BUT I FEAR NO TOILIT

 

[lunitunez]

id rather shit my pants than use a public restroom since most of you muthafuckas dont know how to take a shit properly, (shit on the walls, seat, TP) or piss, (all over the seat again, piss all over the TP, on the floor so i break my god damn neck which is why im parapalegic now all I can move is my fingers)












just playin lol

 

[MaddDogg]

i do a stall by stall inspection all the way across the stalls. then i pick the cleanest one. Mainly I check:
1. seat condition and seat position. A seat that is up usually means that people havent taken the time to piss all over it.
2. toilet paper situation.
3. if theres any of those little toilet paper things in the shape of the seat...if you think about it they really dont protect anything but it seems more sanitizing.
4. possible reading material.

 

[Quick]

i thought you meant smash as in fucking.


i dont take shit in public places.

 

[TONY206]

i try 2 hold it but sumtimes i have 2 go at school and then i find the bathroom that has no1 in it or act like im checkin myself in the mirror and wait til they leave, then i go as fast as i can and as soon as the shit splashes i flush so it wont smell as bad jus in case sum1 walks in

 

[P-Nut]

I hold the load til I get home, fuck a public toilet!

 

[Oyabun]

I can't fuck wit no public bathroom. I always end up getting a stomach ache cuz I usually wait til I get home.

Oh well, better safe then sorry with ass crabs!

 

[Blight]

Man a lot of people dont do the public bathrooms up??? If i got to go i go, cause once the bus broke down when i was saving it, and i had to get off and go by a billboard. You never know if youre gonna make it home in time to smash.

And i had no idea smash could be used for so many descriptions!

Ill take the handicap stall first. I need to find them with the mirrors and sinks.

 

[SlangsumLangsam]

i use handicap bcuz when i take a SHIZZ it takes me a while so i pull down tha baby thing and role a nice size blunt hehe, and all of tha above there clean, bigg, and never used