AH HA HA HA HA HA. I agree.
but on a serious note, if you like Sam Adams Black Lager you'll like Michelob Amber Bock and Guinness.
Try all of Sam Adam's beers, they're all worth at least a sip.
Red Stripe is also good, from Jamaica
and Beck's from Germany is good. St. Pauli Girl is also another good German beer.
Grolsch from Holland is okay, but it's taste isn't really for me. Better than Heineken at least.
I typically only drink premium beer.
Oberon out of Michigan is also really good, citrus taste. Dont pass it up.