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Apr 25, 2002
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I was just looking for a copy online to read. I have a copy at home somewhere, but I'm not going to bother looking for it.
 
May 24, 2002
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It was "Music To Slap Babies To"
Way Before Eminem Got There




MAD INSANITY
This woman-hating cracker combo from the Bay Area is widely
dissed for riding on ICP's Coat tails.They scored national head-
lines after exchanging fisticuffs with Eminem ("He started crying
linke the bitch that he is," says Mars). They Formed on Halloween
1999 and wear Hannibal Lecter and surgical masks. We talked to
them about the baby's right to live. They sounded like Max hardcore.

How do you feel about abortion?

J RZ: I'm definitely for it.

Mars: Even if he has to do it himself. I'm pretty sure my mom
thought of abortion when she got pregnant with me. I ain't nothing
but an abused baby with a coathanger up the womb anyway. Fuck it. I
almost aborted my own baby by accident.

By accident?

Mars: Me and my bitch always fight a lot. She mouths off, so I put
her in check. One time she hit me right in the head, so I turned
around and fucking punched her in the face and stomach, just as a
reaction, cuz if a bitch is gonna hit me she's gona get hit right
the fuck back. So I hit her in the stomach. I ain't proud of it but...

What do you guys do?

Mars: Rape on tape. We kill bitches lyrically, we fucking slap
babies lyrically. Nah, the other way around: wefuck babies.
Anything offinsive, anything where your mother's looking at you like
you're a sick fuck for listening to it, thats what we're bringing.

J RZ: It's like a horror movie on tape.

Like what horror movie?

J RZ: I don't know.

What sort of music are you down with?

J RZ: We listen to Brotha Lynch Hung, Esham, Halfbreed, The wicked shit
like us.

What is horrorcore?

J RZ: Horrorcore is like the same idea as in wicked movies. Stuff
like serial killing, sneaking in people's houses and killing families.

Mars: Horrorcore is about offending the sacred, like killing a grandma
or slapping a baby around with a pitchfork. It goes deeper than tha though.
There's one guy that started it all. Esham.

Have you heard of Norwegian black metal? That was started by an elf
man.

Mars: I just know it's black and it's metal, like my mom's dildo. I've heard
about them burning churches and eating brains, but I'd like to meet them and
see who's down. I'd like to see them eat my brain. I'd make them eat my dick.

- ADAM GOLLNER
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Thanks. Now take whatever's to your right and shove it up your ass (I know you were going to anyway, but I figured if I told you that you had to do it, it would eliminate some of the guilt you'd feel afterwards.)