TURN IT TO THE HOME SHOPPING NETWORK HSN CH 31

[short]

not only did marty fail by watchin hsn excercise equipment show but no pics of the females were posted

 

[PhantomOfFunk]

HAHAHA marty's posts are some fucked up hoodoo haiku shit

 

[marty50]

i got knocked off the net
i was gonna tell you guys i got thhru
but i got the old lady in the blue fitted
next to the fine bitch on the tread
so i hung up
another hoe gets saved
from the wrath of mcfleezy
but the fine broad look exactly like sophie moon
google it wanksta
ill try later on when
the hsn got they cuties lingerie collection
goin on at midnight
i think tonites the night
they got some cougars
that a young puma like myself
wanna pounce on
keep ya posted

 

[jr916]

that a young puma like myself
wanna pounce on
keep ya posted

 

[NorthBay 415]

RECORD UR CONVERSATION PIMP HAHA

N IF U DONT GET THRU TONIGHT THIS THREAD IS A COMPLETE FAIL

 

[Syko Sniper]

pics pics pics

 

[NorthBay 415]

SO SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS

 

[Hihlosis]

lol, it would be funny as hell to hear:

"Okay we have Martin from California, how you doin tonight Martin?"
"ITS THE MUTHA FUCKIN MOB! SICCNESS.NET HOLLA YADIDADIG, HUMAN ASS DOG BITCH!!!" *click*
"Okay.....next caller please."

Hilarious!

 

[Hihlosis]

this thread is headed towards classic status

I was thinking the same shit.

 

[fillyacup]

lol, ya tpe like you spittin a rhyme

 

[fillyacup]

holy shit! LMAO haiku! lol


keep us posted mcfly!

 

[short]

oh shit gfhaxfdsahfd
this shit is funny as fuck
its even funnier now that im blazed

 

[short]

ill try later on when
the hsn got they cuties lingerie collection
goin on at midnight
i think tonites the night
they got some cougars
that a young puma like myself
wanna pounce on
keep ya posted

lmao!

 

[marty50]

no lingerie show tonight
they got some bitches
trying out shoes and appliances
it's hard out here for a tv pimp
but maybe next week
same bat-time, same bat-channel
yup, she look like sophie moon
but way better
like all natural with less makeup
someone who saw her can vouch for me

 

[Doxx]

Here ya go people. Chick in all black.

She does look like that porn broad.

 

[PhantomOfFunk]

"late nite haiku"

Been reading siccness
marty must be smoking fat rocks
finna go jerk it


5000 fools

 

[marty50]

Doxx you perverted perv
you recorded it, right on
damn that booty is nice
stupid house wives ruin the moment

 

[marty50]

how old is she?
that youtube doesn't do her justice
better looking on tv

 

[RobVan]

she felt on her booty

 

[marty50]

late nite siccness haiku

oh shit my laundry
gotta go get my socks right now
use them on me