I take a broad out for the first time last friday. She is 37 and from China. She looked great and had fake tits. She has been here for 4 years and is an accountant. We have dinner, go to the beach, start playin around then get a room. Shit was real freaky I was really enjoying myself. Shit was a damn good long session and she was hella erotic. The next morning I had to wake up early to go to visit my partner in reception @ 9:30, I wake her up and tell her to get dressed. Im taking her across town and we have a good conversation. I offer her a piece of gum and drop her off.
Yesterday she calls me up saying that she was knocked out all day and all night saturday. I say "yeah I slept yesterday in the afternoon too and took two naps.
She then asks me if I put anything in the gum I gave her.
LOL YOU DUMB BEEZY. WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU POISONOUS GUM. I JUST BEAT THE SHIT REAL HARD AND YOU WERE K.O.'ED THE WHOLE NEXT DAY, DID YOU THINK THAT MIGHT BE A POSSIBILITY. BUT NO YOU THINK I GAVE YOU SPECIAL POISON GUM.
MAN WHATS WITH THESE SQUARE BEAR TYPE BROADS....YOU ARE ALL KILLING ME. I THINK THIS SHIT IS SO DAMN FUNNY.
TOO SHORT SAID BITCH YOUR SO DAMN STUPID YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.
I suggest that both of us were real excited and did alot of things last night, dont trip but I did not give you date rape gum (thanks for the good idea though) because one, I already got the egg roll, two I didnt have to lie or play any games to get it neither, 3 I was trying to get rid of you anyway cuz I had stuff to do and 4, why would I give you poisonous gum in the first place. I thought we were cool, I thought we really had a good fuck session, exchanged some great fuck faces why would I go give you poison gum.
We didnt even drink alchol together with dinner, nothing.
No one steal my material. This is real spit and now I can become a comidean with this material and just go on stage and tell this one story and make dudes and some bitches laugh.
Yesterday she calls me up saying that she was knocked out all day and all night saturday. I say "yeah I slept yesterday in the afternoon too and took two naps.
She then asks me if I put anything in the gum I gave her.
LOL YOU DUMB BEEZY. WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU POISONOUS GUM. I JUST BEAT THE SHIT REAL HARD AND YOU WERE K.O.'ED THE WHOLE NEXT DAY, DID YOU THINK THAT MIGHT BE A POSSIBILITY. BUT NO YOU THINK I GAVE YOU SPECIAL POISON GUM.
MAN WHATS WITH THESE SQUARE BEAR TYPE BROADS....YOU ARE ALL KILLING ME. I THINK THIS SHIT IS SO DAMN FUNNY.
TOO SHORT SAID BITCH YOUR SO DAMN STUPID YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.
I suggest that both of us were real excited and did alot of things last night, dont trip but I did not give you date rape gum (thanks for the good idea though) because one, I already got the egg roll, two I didnt have to lie or play any games to get it neither, 3 I was trying to get rid of you anyway cuz I had stuff to do and 4, why would I give you poisonous gum in the first place. I thought we were cool, I thought we really had a good fuck session, exchanged some great fuck faces why would I go give you poison gum.
We didnt even drink alchol together with dinner, nothing.
No one steal my material. This is real spit and now I can become a comidean with this material and just go on stage and tell this one story and make dudes and some bitches laugh.
