This Week’s “Negro Please” Award Goes To…Brotha Lynch Hung

  • Wanna Join? New users you can now register lightning fast using your Facebook or Twitter accounts.
May 11, 2002
5,702
301
83
45
#1
I found this while I was googling Brotha Lynch Hung.

Funny but stupid article.

http://www.jasmynecannick.com/blog/?p=1203




This Week’s “Negro Please” Award Goes To…
Brotha Lynch Hung


Move over Katt Williams, I didn’t think it was possible, but someone is an even bigger fool than you.

I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that I have even faintest idea who Brotha Lynch Hung is. All I know is that he’s a rapper from Sacramento who doesn’t have a clue. And to be honest, if it hadn’t been for a community activist in Los Angeles who approached me at this past Saturday’s Roundtable with a copy of Murder Dog Magazine, I still wouldn’t know who Brotha Lynch Hung is. But he did and now I do, so it’s on…

The photo above speaks volumes about the issues we have as Black people and how anything (and I mean anything) can be exploited for a dollar.

According to published reports, Brotha Lynch Hung was born Kevin Mann in 1970. He is allegedly a prominent Sacramento rapper who is adored by his fans for his use of highly violent lyrics. Lynch has released over 20 albums in his 15 year career. Lynch brought us such classics as Rest in Piss (1994), Trigganometry (2001), and Lynch by Inch: Suicide Note (2003). His latest endeavor, Spyderman, dropped online this year.

Apparently, Brotha Lynch Hung has got a thing for nooses. So much so, that he posed with one for his Murder Dog Magazine shoot. See above.

Once more…there is nothing funny about a noose and especially when it’s around the neck of a Black person. Have we forgotten that countless numbers of Blacks, mostly men accused of raping white women, died by the noose? The practice of lynching destroyed many Black families and left a scar that most of will carry for the rest of our lives.

What’s scary is that Brotha Lynch has over 51,000 friends on Myspace. 51,000!!! And his music is available on iTunes.com.

Even more scarier?

According to his interview in Murder Dog Magazine, Lynch was going to call it quits and take his daughter to the mountains and fish for the rest of his life smoking blunts.

But his plans have changed.

“Now I’m going to go ahead and build this studio out here in Sacramento and help my two daughters get started.”

“She sings and she is on some stuff that Zagg did. I don’t know when that will release but it will be on Hot One Records.”

“It is amazing that she is only eight years old doing this!”

“She has been around it all her life. I used to bring her to the studio all the time. She has been on inserts getting her used to the mic. My older daughter pretty much did it all herself on the other side of town, because I didn’t know she rapped until about five years ago. She has her own style on everything.”

Now that’s scary. To think that this brotha has daughters that are in the studio being exposed to songs like “Every Single Bitch” and “Rest In Piss.”

I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that Brotha Lynch Hung embraces the use of nooses for his own self-promotion, that he has children that actively participate in the production of his music, his lyrics and subject matter, or that there is a Brotha Lynch Hung in the first damn place. I mean really, Brotha Lynch Hung?

What’s next? M.C. Jim Crow Segregation?

And this isn’t a plea to ban Brotha Lynch Hung. If anything, it’s a plea for the use of common sense, good judgment, and for the teaching of real Black History.

Well like I said in the beginning, I didn’t think it was possible to top Katt Williiams and his noose-as-an-accessory stunt on the red carpet at the BET Hip Hop Awards, but I guess never say never.

It’s for the reasons above and below (keepin’ it real) that Brotha Lynch Hung is our “Negro Please” of the week.


Here’s a sampling of Brotha Lynch Hung’s lyrics:

Every Single Bitch

Your gonna have a bank roll so big
When you walk down the streets
Its look like yo’ pockets got the mumps

I aint never had those kinda mumps

Now remember a pimp is only as good as his product
See and his product is women
Now you got to go out there
And get the best ones you can find
And you got to work them broads
Like they aint never been worked before
And never forget
Any body can control a womans body
See but the key is to control her mind

(verse 1: brotha lynch hung)
Fuck these hoes
Its the re-do
You know how we do
Every single bitch ya’ll
From the psycho active album
From my nigga x (nerferious)
Bear nigga the flex
Can’t come nearious (biatch)
(who is this)

Its the muthafucc’n lynch and im back on a x track
’bout to tell you niggas how to keep a hoe stack’n (what you do?)
What you got to do
To have your bitch clockin’
Just put her on skirt, (then what?)
Sit her on "stockton" fish-net stockins
Tight around thick dock, make it look good, to the normal nigga eye
That bitch’ll make a killin even if she ain’t fine (why?!)
Cuz a big ass and some titties is a gold mine, deuce-nine dollars
A nut, two nuts is 58, an extra 4 if want the hoe to masturbate
A blow job is 24 bocks a hit
But it’s worth she see the hoe swallow the gooey shit
And when i come through she be comin to see daddy
Like a o.g., you know me, i’m sittin in the caddy, kick back
Look at the hoe like "wow!"
Bitch your my slave, what should i make her do know?
You can’t treat a bitch good, you know (no)
What good is a nigga who ain’t slappin his hoe
So peep, let ‘em all know that you don’t play
And every bitch gotta price to pay

That’s real, you bitches, fuck hoes mayn
They got all off crack, tryin to make you scratch
That’s realer than real, shots to that nigga nerferious
He put down the original game, nigga just need to bring back some doe
Slow me, uh, productions

Who’s the hoe? a bitch named {silence} was the trick
She gave up the poo-poo for not one cent
She didn’t pay, fuck it i kept the hoe
Every morning at 6 a.m. she was leavin out my window
The close homie probably hit’em too
I thought i gave her fuck but she probably fucked the whole crew
I can’t lie, i hella liked the bitch
But like x-raided said: "once a bitch, always a bitch"
So why try to change her?
I rather be by myself, fuck a hoe i strangle her
The only woman i respect
Is my muthafucken moma, disrespect i break yo neck
It’s hella easy pullin hoes (hella easy pullin)
Half cuz i got game and half cuz i’m in the stores
Dumb bitch you, you get’s no play (24 street)
You got a price to pay, fa sho

Fuck these all muthafucken
Disease carrien
Muthafucken red pussy havin
Cuz it’s been dug up, stretch up, phunky stupid ass, biatches
Set up bicthes, yaknowwhuti’msayin
Fuck ‘em and leave ‘em

That’s that bitch givin up the cash
I know a hoe, who would straight up jack yo ass
You might go to the mo-mo and get you some
Then you wakin in hella broke and feelin dumb
She made you cum then your ass went to sleep (then what hapend?)
Took your ki and out the doo’ the hoe creep
You got got by a sneeky ass bitch
Now she’s kickin with a notha nigga, front you shit
You said the baby had you caught, that’s what you said
But you thought she was sprung so you gave her the bread
It was all of the bitches plot
Big spider web, yo ass got caught
You went in her that night loc
Yeah, she said use the rubber, a big fucken
She got head, ate and paid quick
And all you got was a fat ass check to spend
See, niggaz just love the bomb shit
Them bitches cry to make a nigga go for it
But not me, nigga i do it my way
Cuz every bitch got a price to pay, fa sho

You know, what i say, haha, them bitches got you stretched out..

Rest In Piss

Yeah Im back up in this motherfucker
For the 9 whatever the fuck
You know I ain’t dead yet
I’m with my real loc niggas
I was a dead man, walking they say, so every night I hit the gates
Loc’ed up ak and post up, in the window till come day, anyway hey
I feel the pay, back simmering in my brain
But thought to death cloud my mind
As my niggas is gone away many clips and 24 riches, packed
but who really got my back
Fade now that them niggas hit the grave
I’m killing them off for the olds days
24 ways and a 24 sack of that purple cush and make me sicker
than sick and even get Ripgut Cannibal if you wish
cause nigga it’s EBK everyday all day to the day I die
I’m creepin through yo set with a mini mac 10
AR15 rugga with a 12 guage pump in the trunk
and a black beany disguise
That nigga that you can’t see glocks and locs
over my eyes crept like a black cat with a mac
with a mac 10 in my lap with fat sack of that crack
took a hit of that shit and seen some niggas with a 4-5
So I let ‘em have it bounce to the O you know trippin
on that Indonesian shit and a 9 millimeter for you to dump
and put one in your bitch and put her in her grave
with that empty 40 ounce bottle and don’t leave a drip
then bounce to that ounce
with a lack and a mac and a fat pack shit
I’m sicker than sick you niggas gotta admit when I
grab my shit you either gone or get caught with a hot one
nigga so rest in piss

Just call me agent double O duece foe block
I got that 9 milli glock and ready to put one in your knot
"Rest in Piss" (Shit)

From the rep of the depth of the double O
duece foe block with a glock in my pocket
full of that sess you betta wear a bullet proof vest
When I’m match your set betta pack you a tech
cause I’m at your neck with a clip full of that shit
nigga don’t trip when i put one in your dick that Ripgut Cannibal
Hannibal shit nigga nuts and guts all over my chest
and stomach running with no slack threw my strap in the back
twist me up a sack and I’m back on the block
kicking it with maniac the nigga that a maniac sicker than sick
when a clips in progress put on the ground
with a brain full of them nine slugs read him in Reader’s Digest
uh I found a new love trickeling in my brain half of the doja
half of the OE half of the fact that i am insane nigga
it’s that duece foe blockster
where niggas never put their glocks up
and get their cocks sucked nigga you just can’t stop us
loc to the brain insane with a main game that will maintain
untouchable cut your throat and leave you in the street
with a lynch around your throat motherfucker
cause you ain’t got no love foe the block
pop gotta hot foe that 24 street block
nigga that took a shot rest in piss
 
Apr 8, 2006
1,591
1
0
42
#2
Dude needs to shut the fuck up nobody in our lifetime has seen blacks people bein hanged,brotha Lynch Hung is jus a cool ass name...the only one remindin us of what happened is the dude bringin up bein a drama bitch....oh wait I jest seen its a woman...no wonder.
 

DubbC415

Mickey Fallon
Sep 10, 2002
22,620
6,984
0
37
Tomato Alley
#9
"I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that I have even faintest idea who Brotha Lynch Hung is."


So if u dont even know who he is, and i would say 98% of America doesnt also, then why even care? BLH is in a niche of rap, why would u bring attention to a rapper like him and not go after bigger rappers? Its like attacking the porn industry, by going after the dirtiest, nastiest porno that only exists in Japan.
 
Feb 16, 2009
176
0
0
34
#11
"Once more…there is nothing funny about a noose and especially when it’s around the neck of a Black person. Have we forgotten that countless numbers of Blacks, mostly men accused of raping white women, died by the noose? The practice of lynching destroyed many Black families and left a scar that most of will carry for the rest of our lives."

....Countless numbers of all types of people have died from the noose. The kkk didn't invent hanging. I'm surprised she didn't try to say the gas station was a holocaust reference or something.
 
Sep 1, 2006
100
0
0
38
#12
This article is not well written. Who are you kidding? This dude is so incredibly misinformed...he is in no position to be writing an entire article about a person which he admittedly hasn't the faintest idea about.
 
Sep 3, 2002
2,864
2,678
113
39
#14
I like how she said Trigganometry was a classic LOL!!!!!!

But seriously, is this supposed to sound intelligent??? I'm sure her co-workers / business folks were thinking "this bitch..."
 
Nov 12, 2002
2,158
1
0
40
www.MSMOfficial.com
#16
this looks more like a 9th grade english report than a professional well thought out article.....

whoever wrote this is obviously lookin for some brownie points from someone for being "politically correct"....fucc that
 

MysticOracle

si vis pacem para bellum
May 4, 2006
7,158
4,697
0
42
707- VALLEJO
#17
kinda surprised that she used "every single bitch" as a lynch track. to actually scare people i would have used "locc 2 da brain" as aits already been feautured as a song that someone has a run amok to, but if you wanna really get panties in bunches " return of the baby " hell even "inhale wit the devil" i cant believe SODS still gets hyped up like it just hit shelves bitch wake up! were in 2009 that album came out 14 years ago. people that feel like commenting and writing their little observations about people should really step back and get some knowledge about who they are about to slander. dont act like you know when you have no idea bitch
 
Nov 26, 2007
423
0
0
#19
wow almost all the information in that article was wrong.... hahah and it makes sense when you learn that lynch got his name from freestyle battles.... but whatever... she said she had no idea who lynch is so shes just regurgititaing bulllshit...
 
Nov 14, 2008
444
37
28
45
#20
THIS BITCH NEEDS TO DO HER HOMEWORK BEFORE SHE START POSTING ARTICLES LIKE THIS ONE,IT'S ALL INCORRECT AND WRONG,SOME ELEMENTRY WRITTEN SHIT.
HE SAYS FUCC YOU....HAHAHA.