Things you could only get away with sayin' at Thanksgiving!

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Apr 26, 2002
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> 1. TALK ABOUT A HUGE BREAST!
> 2. TYING THE LEGS TOGETHER KEEPS THE INSIDE MOIST.
> 3. IT'S COOL WHIP TIME!
> 4. IF I DON'T UNDO MY PANTS, I'LL BURST!
> 5. WHEW, THAT'S ONE TERRIFIC SPREAD!
> 6. I'M IN THE MOOD FOR A LITTLE DARK MEAT.
> 7. ARE YOU READY FOR SECONDS YET?
> 8. IT'S A LITTLE DRY, DO YOU STILL WANT TO EAT IT?
> 9. JUST WAIT YOUR TURN, YOU'LL GET SOME!
> 10. DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR MEAT.
> 11. JUST SPREAD THE LEGS OPEN AND STUFF IT IN.
> 12. DO YOU THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ALL THESE
> PEOPLE AT ONCE?
> 13. I DON'T EXPECT EVERYONE TO COME AT ONCE!
> 14. YOU STILL HAVE A LITTLE BIT ON YOUR CHIN.
> 15. HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE AFTER YOU STICK IT IN?
> 16. YOU'LL KNOW IT'S READY WHEN IT POPS UP.
> 17. WOW, I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE ALL OF THAT!
> 18. THAT'S THE BIGGEST ONE I'VE EVER SEEN!
> 19. HOW LONG DO I BEAT IT BEFORE IT'S READY!!!
 

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Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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LMFAO.....i'm about to write some of that shit down and say it when i go to my parents house for thankgiving....good shit!