Things that will happen before Cena loses the title...

[BayBuryYa]

...since it appears that John Cena is NEVER going to lose the WWE Championship, I've been compiling a list of things I think will happen before he actually does lose that title...

The Raiders will finish above .500 in a season.
Tracy McGrady will advance past the 1st round
Thizz Nation Vol. 36 will be released
Lil Wayne will leave Cash Money
Ric Flair will retire
Shelton Benjamin will develop stellar mic skills.

 

[The Anti-Vidual]

Martha Stewart will release a rap album
I will stop drinking
I will stop smoking
Jack Black will release a decent movie/album
I will stop taking pills
Terry Funk will retire (for real)


Yeah, he probably keeps the title until he dies.

 

[Robby2Slobby]

At least the Jack Black stuff has already happened, so we are one step closer.

 

[KillaKali]

...since it appears that John Cena is NEVER going to lose the WWE Championship, I've been compiling a list of things I think will happen before he actually does lose that title...

The Raiders will finish above .500 in a season.
Tracy McGrady will advance past the 1st round
Thizz Nation Vol. 36 will be released
Lil Wayne will leave Cash Money
Ric Flair will retire
Shelton Benjamin will develop stellar mic skills.

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

 

[The Anti-Vidual]

At least the Jack Black stuff has already happened, so we are one step closer.

Jack Black = Garbage

 

[krymzon]

I'll grow a stache' of massive porportions and dub myself Burt Reynolds 2
I'll give a damn about the NBA
Ric flair's breasticles won't look like oamlets hanging from nails
Rachael Ray will be midly attractive
The female rapper rage, who rocks ruff n stuff with her afro puffs, will blow up bigger than Pac.

 

[Music Nfluenced]

Jack Black should just stick to what he does best...not making people laugh.

 

[smuggla]

lynch will drop another classic album
bush will pull the troops out of iraq
the kings will make it to the finals

 

[aboutmydolla$]

the marine 5 will be out by then

 

[Rob S4]

C-Bo will actually stop rapping and realize his life is over.
All races will get along
The browns will win the super bowl
Jesse Jackson will become prez
Cheech and Chong will make another movie
Tito Santanna will rap with Juelz Santanna, Ahey
The siccness will evolve from a gangster wanna be site to a true rap site.

Bwhahaha

 

[Robby2Slobby]

Jack Black = Garbage

Except, he's not.

How could you not think he's great in High Fidelity, or that High Fidelity is a good movie?


Plus the first tenacious d album has some good songs.

 

[The Anti-Vidual]

No... It doesn't.

 

[REdRUM]

No... It doesn't.

What he said.

 

[Masked Lemon]

He's going to drop that shit at Summerslam, to a returning Triple H.


Mark my words, and remember where you heard it first.

 

[The Anti-Vidual]

That's been suggested since two weeks after Triple H was injured, I don't think that's going to happen.

 

[Masked Lemon]

I'd rather them continue the great fured they had going with HBK and Cena personally, that could end up being one for the ages, if they handle it right.

 

[The Anti-Vidual]

Yeah, I'm ready to see someone other than Cena or Triple H with the title.

 

[mExIcaNox4]

Cena sucks wtf a spinning belt ? he is the worst champ ever in wwe

 

[BIG DEEBO 559]

49ERS AND SAN DIEGO SUPER CHOKERS WILL SUCK EVEN MORE BEFORE CENA LOSES BELT.WHILE THE RAIDERS WILL BE MAKING THE PLAYOFFS.

 

[Masked Lemon]

Vince McMahon will rise from the dead before Cena loses the title, actually, probably the same night.