The Rules of Bay Rap

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1.You can fluently understand E-40
2.Your "strickly west coast" CD collection has no CDs from LA
3.You own CDs that only 1000 copies were pressed, but they are not limited editions
4.Your favorite rappers all have positions as well as rapper names. (seff the gaffla, telly mac the general, devo the commisiona)
5.San Quinn is not an abriviation of a correctional facility to you
6.When you hear "getlow" you think of an orange piece of graffiti instead of a dance
7.Mac Mall is not a place to buy apple computers
8.The actual spelling of "Fillmore" is insignificant.
9.You have no clue where your waist is actually located
10.You've sold drugs at school
11.You learned every drug mesurement you know from rap
12.You learned how to cook every drug you know from rap
13.You learned how to package & sell every drug you know from rap
14.You met your favorite rapper & smoked out
15.You incist that rap does not promote drugs
16.You got your game from an actual pimp
17.You think Fillmore Slim is qualified to be President
18.You learned more from rap about the backgroud of your city then in history class
19.You can call Messy Marv's music "clean"
20.You know who DJMark7 is
21.You think that your local radio stations are the only ones that exist.
22.Your favorite rapper says "Yo" & is not from New York
23.This list has described you to the "T" so far
24.The Do Or Die you know isn't from chicago
25.There isn't a single post 2000 albulm in your collection with less features then solos
26.You expekt every "NEW" CD you buy to have atleats 2 recycled songs
27.You can tell the diffirence between Dre Dog & Andre Nickatina
28.Your aware that Gangsta Dre, Mac Dre, Dre Dog, O.C.Dre, & Dr.Dre are all diffirent people
29.You consider a "sideshow" an event for the entire family
30.You drive 30 miles to another town in order to buy a new CD the day it's released
31.You drive 30 miles to another town in order to buy a new CD put out by a rapper that lives in your same city
32.You know what GLP stands for
33.Half of your favorite rappers have yet to come out with a CD
34.You've yet to buy a CD with an accurate tracklisting
35.You've never thought to question why Yuk attacks Master P for stealing the ice cream man thing & not the creators of Friday
36.You own more then 10 albulms with a pic of the bay bridge on the cover



I was bored...I'll make up some more later...my goal is to get to 101.
 
Jun 13, 2002
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OMFG most of thats hilarious.

7.Mac Mall is not a place to buy apple computers

34.You've yet to buy a CD with an accurate tracklisting

35.You've never thought to question why Yuk attacks Master P for stealing the ice cream man thing & not the creators of Friday
 

BAMMER

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Apr 25, 2002
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GENIUS

You've been waiting on the same 10 releases for the last 4 years.
You spend more time reading the insert,than listening to the actual cd.
Everyone of your Bay cd's has Spice 1 somewhere on it.
You misinterpret a verse as a dis track on every album.
 
Feb 19, 2003
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In your mind, every Bay CD that didn't come out during the 1992-96 era is "wack" because it doesn't sound enough like the old stuff.

Much of your time is spent obsessing over the question "why can't the Bay blow up nationally?"

Any Bay rapper who moves out of the Bay or dares to work with an artist or producer outside the Bay is a "sellout."

PEACE!
 

Ry

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Apr 25, 2002
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  • Ry

    Ry

Camby Savelle said:
4.Your favorite rappers all have positions as well as rapper names. (seff the gaffla, telly mac the general, devo the commisiona)
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This post is pure comedy...
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Bay rappers spell other artist names featured on their album wrong.

This is the ingredients to a Bay Area Rap Album. Each album has to have these type of songs on it:
1) PIMP A BITCH AND TAKE HER MONEY
2) KILL SOMEBODY
3) HUSTLE ON THE BLOCK
4) I LOVE YOU MAMA
5) A SONG FOR EITHER DANK OR DRANK