The Official "What I learned from Gangsta Rap" Thread

[TaxMan]

lyric: "Yo were two hard muthafuckaz
takin' out any punk ass suckaz
can you believe this or so be frightened
were strong as fuck, with the power of a titan
settin' a mark of destruction get it
so don't front, and say you ain't with it
you wanna rumble with us you can't hang"

Lesson: MC Ren lifted weights.

 

[The Visualizer]

lyrics:

"you see a nigga hating on a G
ask him what it's gonna be
What you lookin at pussy nigga you don't know me
At the club and the streets- or wherever we should meet
Its choppers chopping, pistols popping,
Nigga you don’t know me"

Lesson: MEXCOM is a bitch

 

[MEXCOM]

hurting bitchualizers feelings and having him shook = priceless!

 

[TLALOC]

lets settle this the old fashion way guys.........put your gloves on!

Pick a pair...any pair

 

[thatguy]

will they ride for me like i ride for them? live for you like you died for them, lord



people are unappreciative.

 

[DubbC415]

"i hit the block/cd player on anti-shock"


Kobe Soz is a bitch.

 

[Nuttkase]

"Make em say UNGGGGGGH (UNGGGGGGH) Na-nah na-nah (na-nah na-nah)" - Master P

Master P is really a caveman.

 

[radiostationrep]

i learned it is entertainment. nothing more, nothing less. the few real rappers out there cant compete with all the lies the rest are telling.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

The Roots - Star/Pointro

"Kids call theyself killers let they hammers do the talkin
Don't even know the meaning of life, ain't seen a thing
and you dream of floodin the scenery with, yayo and greenery
But for now, you stickin her with the heavy machinery"

Lesson: Rap has programmed so many youngsters to be fake

the roots are cool, but sorry, they are not gangsta rap...

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

"i blaze up the chronic, so i can get high/ i promise i'll smoke chronic until the day that i die."- daz dillinger

lesson: never stop smoking weed, ever.

 

[pbarb666]

Lyrics: "Hey mr. pranksta pranksta, storybook gangsta
back in 86 you wore pumps and mascara."

Lesson: Dr. Dre is a bitch

 

[Dhadnot]

Lyrics: Big Baby Jesus I can't wait, nigga fuck that I can't wait!
Big Baby Jesus I can't wait, nigga fuck that I can't wait!
Big Baby Jesus I can't wait, nigga fuck that I can't wait!

Lesson: ODB smokes crack...he probably died of it too, oh yeh he did/

Addendum: Kid's don't smoke crack unless you wanna see a Big Baby Jesus and you absolutely can't wait.

 

[SouthernComfort]

LYRICS: "my motha got a twin sista / but even if i see my motha sista i wouldnt know if it was my motha or my motha sista" --- Andre Nickatina

LESSON: Nickatinas mom has a twin sister and he cant tell them apart

 

[DaRitaBoi]

See sum dont realize the power of lyrics cuz when you rap about death you talkin to spirits. See you can say the things that can help us all ball/or you can say things that make it bad for us all- dj quik

Lesson: Watch wut you say you may have to deal wit it in the future

 

[niguardian]

lyrics: "NIGGA FUCK HUMPIN A BITCH I NEED CHIPS!!!"




lesson: get focused and get your mind in the right place young lad

 

[Dana Dane]

Lyric: Oakland...is just like Compton.

Lesson: Oakland is just like Compton.

 

[AKAZIE]

i learned that THE TRIGGA GOTS NO HEART!!! AINT NO LOVE TRICK BLAWW!!!!

 

[Gas One]

the 9 gon' get me handcuffed :'(

 

[Dana Dane]

WHOA! Where the fuck did you come from?

 

[Gas One]

oh, i guess i shoulda made a thread for that...daaamn

fucked that up didnt i