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Which system do you have GTA 5 for?


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Took the weekend off but I was just on. Almost survived my 2nd bounty in a tank I took from the military base but I got stuck in a river with 3 min left and a guy I kept killing with it blew me up with a helicopter.
I'll be back later if anyone wants to do some missions or kill other players. I was laughin hard last friday when I asked mr G "missions or kill players"? and he replied w/ his mic "lets just kill some players first" and some guy goes "yo who the fuck was that"?
Sicc Mobb...
 
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edit: if you play on xbox and see someone in a tow truck, get the hell out of there asap or your systems going to freeze and potentially corrupt your console. These fuckin nerds..
Damn thanx for mentioning this I forgot what my friend said it was to look out for with that!!!
 
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5 more minutes until I'm out of detention
Lol that shit sucks, I caught a 24 hour ban from the reg lobby also and that shit is in game, meaning I had to be logged in playing online in order for that shit to count. After I found that out, I used a rubber band on both sticks so it wont kick me off the session and left that shit on overnight, crouched so I can get my stealth stats up at the same time.
 
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Lol that shit sucks, I caught a 24 hour ban from the reg lobby also and that shit is in game, meaning I had to be logged in playing online in order for that shit to count. After I found that out, I used a rubber band on both sticks so it wont kick me off the session and left that shit on overnight, crouched so I can get my stealth stats up at the same time.
ROFL!!!! Did you enable passive mode? Fucking brilliant
 
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Mr G @Mr G , 2-0-Sixx @2-0-Sixx and drunkaholic707 @drunkaholic707 did you guys notice someone was putting 2.1 million bounties on fools in that lobby we were warring in? I saw it happen twice but both of them went and hid in their homes/disappeared. I died soon as the bounties were made so I couldn't see who was setting them. They ruined what could have been major payouts for everybody in there. If I got a bounty I'm stickin around to get killed cuz when it happens more than once somebody is doing it for fun. I go 6 mill that one night taking 3 bounties it's hella fun lol
 
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So i heard that rockstar is supposed to release that "beach bum" dlc sometime late this week......so if I read that right it should actually b sometime mid December!!! Lol
Lets c if it really happens!! Anyway I think it's about time to release the fuckin HEISTS already.....I took the weekend off this game cuz I was alrady getting bored with it and if the dlc is wack I think I'll shelf it since it looks like the heists r never gonna come out or when they decide to release I would of moved on to battlefield 4 or assassins creed!!!
 
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The game is cool as fuck when you're playing with the mobb or just a homie or 2 but when nobody you know is on. It sucks. You can't do missions cuz the randoms all fucking suck and trying to do races gets real boring real quick. I haven't been on this in about a week now. Might hit it back up when the DLC and heists come into play. I been on GHOSTS mostly and Fifa14. But I'm gonna go pick me up the ps4 Friday night.
 
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I can't do missions without the sicc crew or people from my friend list. I just don;t want to. I like to mix it up. Missions with people on my list and then kill other players but doing either alone is super fuckin boring. I think it's supposed to be that way that's why every job takes 2-8 players.
Racing..pfftt I'm good with the upgrades I got lol I'll never race again on this game unless I'm doing someone I know a favor.
Heists are months away. They won't even tell us anything about it other than 'we're working on it" so you know it's a 2014 release. The money isn't even a top draw for me I just want to tear shit up w/ the sicc. Just hope heists are a free thing and not some $20 add-on for a 1.2 mill heist.
 
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GTA Online Free Beach Bum Update Hits Next Week: New Weapons, Vehicles, Jobs and More

GTA Online Free Beach Bum Update Hits Next Week: New Weapons, Vehicles, Jobs and More

November 13, 2013 10:12AM



Get ready to tear up the coast and kick up some sand with the free Grand Theft Auto Online Beach Bum update that will be coming next week Tuesday November 19th. All the new Beach Bum content will be added automatically to GTA Online through our next title update (1.06), and will include two new weapons, a quartet of rugged and fun new vehicles for land and sea, lots of new action-packed Jobs, plus a wide variety of suitably rad new apparel, hairstyle and tattoo customization options. Read on for more details.


New Jobs
The Beach Bum update will bring a slew of new action-packed Jobs to GTA Online next week. These include new beach-themed Races, Deathmatches, Parachutes, Last Team Standings, Survivals as well as Gang Attacks for those who enjoy a good territorial skirmish.



Here are just a few of our favorite new ones that are on the way:


"Grass Route II" (Race): In this sequel to the original popular Grass Route Race, go off-road in an epic heat starting on the North bank of the Zancudo River through the treacherous wetlands with a triumphant finish on the beach in North Chumash.

"Survival on Del Perro Pier" (Survival): Skip the ferris wheel for a deadlier kind of thrill ride as you take on waves of relentless enemies at this beachfront attraction.

"View of Vespucci" (Parachuting): This leap sends you from 2,980 feet, down towards Vespucci Beach, weaving through palm trees to land on the basketball courts of the rec center. If you've got skills, it's possible to freefall through the first few checkpoints before even opening your chute.

"Paleto Beach" (Team Deathmatch): The locals complain that not a lot happens in this sleepy town, so do them a favor and wake 'em up with a barrage of gunfire exchanged between you and a rival team. This Team Deathmatch takes place right on the romantic shoreline for 4-8 players.

"Sundae Driving" (Bike Race): Sure to be a new fan-favorite motorbike race, menace Vespucci Beach on your two-wheel rocket, taking breakneck corners as you try and best the competition.

Expect these and lots more Jobs to be added to Grand Theft Auto Online next week.

New Vehicles
Hit the shore with four sand-and-surf-ready vehicles perfect to take on the all new Beach Bum Races and Vehicle Deathmatches: the BF Bifta dune buggy, the rugged Canis Kalahari off-road truck, the Bravado Paradise beach camper van and making a special return to the GTA series, the fast and stylish Speeder speedboat. All four vehicles will be available at no in-game cost, with the land-based vehicles accessible from the southernsanandreassuperautos.com website and the Speeder available via docktease.com on your in-game phone (call Pegasus for delivery). These vehicles are also available in Story Mode for Michael, Trevor and Franklin to enjoy - to access them, visit your garage property and the Marina property for the vehicles and the boat respectively.



New Weapons
Expand your arsenal with two new free weapons - the compact yet deadly SNS Pistol and the brutal new Broken Bottle melee weapon which is quite effective at delivering the appropriate message in up close and personal encounters. Each weapon will be available gratis from any Ammu-Nation location in GTA Online and will be added straight into each of the three characters' inventory in Story Mode.




New Customization Options
You'll be able to deck out your GTA Online character with all new beach-ready customization options including stylish board shorts, neon surfer attire, wild tribal tattoos, shaggy hair for that West Coast laissez-faire vibe and more...

This is just the first of many new content updates we're working on for Grand Theft Auto Online in the weeks and months ahead. Please stay tuned here at the Newswire for word on the forthcoming Content Creator, full on cooperative Heists, and GTA Online's take on Capture the Flag - plus info on some exciting new Story Mode updates as well. We'll have new info to share on all of this very soon.
 
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Wow surprise that they delayed it yet again to NEXT WEEK!!! Lol
I guess I probably won't play til then since this game is fucking boring now without any new content