the new lexus LS460 that parks by itself

[WUT IS IT]

this video is pretty funny, even tho i wouldnt want a feature like that on it

http://www.fquick.com/videos/viewvideo.php?id=520

 

[Gas One]

yeah and what happens when a mutha fucka hit yo car and you wanna sue because its the vehicles fault you couldnt react correctly

or when your car accidently hit another mutha fuckas car

i know that shit better have some sort of "off" switch cuz i see some lawsuits coming...

nigga on the freeway drunk accidently hit the auotmatic parellel park button...

"AHHHH SHIIIIIT FUCK! (car goes backwards and does doughnuts trying to park between cars moving 70 mph) *sound of metal against metal and bodies hitting pavement*"

"news at 11: stark raving mad car hellbent on parellel parking by all means necessary kills 40 people"

all that said its gotta be fake

 

[Premo]

pretty soon we will do away with the steering wheel and gas/brake pedals

 

[kayvee]

hahaha

i wanna test drive one just to see how it feels.

~k.

 

[Premo]

kay i wanna see how it feels

~p.

 

[Gas One]

fuck automatic parellel parking, a car needs the following:

1) automatic blunt roller. put your weed and blunt in, it rolls it in 60 seconds.
2) automatic beer opener, automatic wine bottle opener, conveinently next to driver seat
3) incinerator with negative ion generator for the smell (for drugs, used condoms)
4) a cover for your license plate that can be uncovered and covered by the push of a button, adjustable tinted windows as well (for doing dirt)


you know what? fuck it.

5) a head that looks exactly liek christina milian that bobs up and down on your dick as you drive, installed next to the shift. i would never drive with another female again.

 

[WUT IS IT]

^sounds like a scraper to me

even tho the feature is dumb as hell, it looks clean, who the hell would use that feature

 

[Gas One]

fuck type of scraper you rollin in, the battlestar gallactica?

 

[Premo]

i dunno where u been coppin lexuses

 

[Gas One]

push a lex bubble in the winter
cant come alone only the hoes can enter



+10 hip hop element points goes to anyone who can tell me who said that line and what song without googling

 

[Premo]

lol

 

[Likwid]

Prodigy

 

[WUT IS IT]

fuck type of scraper you rollin in, the battlestar gallactica?

the what? lol, i hate scrapers, bet u cant "ghost ride your scraper" and gig while its parking

 

[drunkaholic707]

push a lex bubble in the winter
cant come alone only the hoes can enter



+10 hip hop element points goes to anyone who can tell me who said that line and what song without googling

mobb deep

 

[kayvee]

kay i wanna see how it feels

~p.

yadadadano

~k.

 

[Gas One]

mobb deep

yeah but you aint know what song

or who said it, prodigy or havoc

so you only get 2.7 hip hop element points

 

[YalreadyNO]

yeah and what happens when a mutha fucka hit yo car and you wanna sue because its the vehicles fault you couldnt react correctly

or when your car accidently hit another mutha fuckas car

i know that shit better have some sort of "off" switch cuz i see some lawsuits coming...

nigga on the freeway drunk accidently hit the auotmatic parellel park button...

"AHHHH SHIIIIIT FUCK! (car goes backwards and does doughnuts trying to park between cars moving 70 mph) *sound of metal against metal and bodies hitting pavement*"

"news at 11: stark raving mad car hellbent on parellel parking by all means necessary kills 40 people"

all that said its gotta be fake

you don't have to use it, if you what to use it you press the button

 

[Rasan]

yeah but you aint know what song

or who said it, prodigy or havoc

so you only get 2.7 hip hop element points

mobb deep - start of your ending.

 

[FourOneFog]

^with out googling he said..

 

[BoMbTrEeS2]

mobb deep - start of your ending.

off the infamous cd i thought that was big noyd who said it