THE MOST ANTICIPATED RELEASE OF '05 GRAM KKKRACKER 2 SOLOS AND 1 COLABO!!!!!!!!!!!

[RIC FLAIR]

THE MOST ANTICIPATED RELEASE OF '05 GRAM KKKRACKER 2 SOLOS AND 1 COLABO!!!!!!!!!!!

GENERAL HIP HOP FORUM STAND UP!!!!!!!!!

THATS RIGHT FOLKS GRAM KKKRACKER IS GETTING READY TO DROP 2 SOLOS AND 1 COLABO ON THE SAME DAY JUNE 31ST. THIS IS THE MOST ANTICIPATED RELEASE OF THE YEAR. SO FAR WE HAVE SHIPPED 100,000 PRE ORDERS ON BOTH SOLOS AND 75,000 ON THE COLABO. WE SPECULATE THAT CHAIN STORES ACROSS THE NATION WILL HAVE PEOPLE CAMPING OUT IN TENTS ANXIOUSLY WAITING FOR THE DOORS TO OPEN THE MORNING OF JUNE 31ST AND SOME STORES HAVE COOPERATED WITH US SAYING THAT BECAUSE OF THE SERIOUSNESS OF THIS RELEASE THEY WILL OPEN THE DOORS 1 HOUR EARLIER. CATCH US THIS FRIDAY AT 5 PM TO BE DOING A SPECIAL RELEASE PARTY ON TRL AND NEXT FRIDAY ON 106 AND PARK REPPING H.A., THE WHITE MAN IS TAKING OVER THIS RAP SHIT!!!!!
RAP FANS LACE YOUR BOOTS TIGHT AND GRAB A GALLON OF MILK BITCH BECAUSE GRAM KKKRACKER IS COMING HARD AS FUCK!!!!!!

 

[Siccx Degree]

THE WHITE MAN IS TAKING OVER THIS RAP SHIT!!!!!
RAP FANS LACE YOUR BOOTS TIGHT AND GRAB A GALLON OF MILK BITCH BECAUSE GRAM KKKRACKER IS COMING HARD AS FUCK!!!!!!

Hahaha that's just hella funny right there, where's the pic of guy gettin' locked in the figure four?

 

[RIC FLAIR]

HERE SICCX DEGREE

 

[RIC FLAIR]

can we stop hearing about this shit already?

ABSOLUTELY....THAT IS AS SOON AS YOU STOP LETTING YOURSELF HEAR ABOUT IT

BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN......

THIS MORNING GRAM KKKRACKER WAS UNDER HEAVY FIRE IN A LOWER-CLASS WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF TORONTO AT 6 A.M. APPARENTLY IT WAS OVER PRIDE THAT HAD SPILLED INTO THE STREETS FROM AN AFTER HOURS CLUB. GRAM SOUGHT COVER BEHIND AN OVER TURNED VEHICLE WHILE ASSAILANTS FIRED OVER 500 ROUNDS. (7.62) GRAM SOMEHOW MANAGED TO MAKE A "SUPERHERO-LIKE" ESCAPE AT THE ATTACKERS DISBELIEF. CURRENTLY GRAM IS SEEKING REST AFTER ANOTHER CLOSE CALL IN THIS SO CALLED "GANGSTER LIFESTYLE"
BACK TO YOU RIC.

YEAH I WOULD GO AHEAD AND POST THIS IN THE B.A.R.T. SECTION AS WELL (PENDING MARK 7'S APPROVIAL). I HAVE NOT DONE IT YET OUT OF FEAR OF BEING BANNED WHICH I AM CURRENTLY TRYING TO AVOID BECAUSE I KNOW I PUSH THE LIMITS.
RIC FLAIR REPORTING LIVE, SIGNING OUT...