One time I was driving to work, and it was about an hour and fifteen minutes commute. During the commute, maybe halfway there, I lifted a leg to fart and it felt wet. I said, "You have to be fucking kidding me?!" So I had to sit in it for a while and felt really uncomfortable. When I got to work, I checked the seat to make sure it didn't soak through my boxers and pants and onto the seat. Then I immediately went to the bathroom, still feeling uncomfortable and hoping no one would smell it. I go into the bathroom and get some wet and dry paper towels and go into the stall and wipe it out as best as I could. Then I had to finish my shift with shit-stained boxers. As soon as I got home, I threw the boxers away and took a very thorough shower.
