The Bible Game

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Jan 3, 2005
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_"The Bible Game" (Crave, for the PlayStation 2, Xbox, $19.99): Those who are mortified by the violence in video games can take heart in the existence of the squeaky-clean "Bible Game," an undoubtedly sincere attempt to bring Christian values to our godless neck of the woods. It's about as good as other pop-evangelical entertainments, such as Christian rock and the "Left Behind" books — which is to say, not very. At its core is a quiz show with 1,500 questions drawn from the Old Testament. The educational material is broken up by poorly executed, Bible-inspired minigames like "Red Sea" (flee Egypt without drowning!) and "Staff of Aaron" (destroy the Pharaoh's snakes!). Don't push your luck too far, though, or you might bring down The Wrath of God, in which case you lose all your points. "The Bible Game" is like a faith-based "Mario Party" — except that it's no fun. One-half star.

LOL

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060110/ap_en_ot/games_oddities
 
Dec 3, 2005
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why is that so funny? is it funny to read the bible? is it funny to believe in god? why cant i play a fuckin bible game if i believe in the lord as savior jesus christ? huh?


naw im playin. that shit look retarded
 
Aug 31, 2003
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LOL .. i remember on the NES i had this bootleg Nintendo game (didn't look like Nintendo really even licensed it) called Bible Adventures. i think you could play as Noah, David and Moses. i used to play the Noah one all the time and get all the animals.
 
Aug 8, 2003
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lol.. i have this game for the ps1 where its focus is on ressurecting the devil... your a fallen prince ressurected too live in this house that people come inside and your supposed to kill em by setting traps in your haunted mansion and collect there bodies to make monsters out of and shiet.. its pretty crazy so i guess when it comes to video games..

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devil:1

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tecmos deception.. i still got it too.. just been collecting dust... tha graphics aint the best but decent for a ps1 game.. when i first got it, the idea of jus murkin fools who enter your house had me playing so much i resurrected the devil about 8 times already lol
 
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fuck yeah



Rating at GameSpot - 5.4

Underneath the religious overtones is a mediocre party game that shouldn't get much play, even at a Catholic school retreat.

The Good: (Christian) family-friendly; commercial christian pop soundtrack.

The Bad: (Christian) family-friendly; commercial christian pop soundtrack.