THE 91SICC PARTY!!!

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TOMMYJAMES

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Mar 18, 2006
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WHATS UP EVERYBODY!!! I SEE WE GOT THE 91SICC CRACKIN ONCE AGAIN!!!

we got hogg on stage yellin "FUCK THE BAY" over and over again...

i see "big craze knight" right behind hogg makin sure no bay niggas jump on stage to get hogg...

we got zagg the background dancer makin her coochie pop with a butcher knife in her hand...

we got doug aka mr doc on the ones and twos (pages of paper work)...

green eyes will be in the crowd giving out used car business cards and flyers of the "blocc st. lye 2" album.

we got special performances by:tall T,smigg,c-lim (and the walmart garden crip gang),
y-dresta (doing his remake of y.m.c.a),pg slim,floss,C dub and beto.

and we got the evil genius doin a spoken word piece about "being a real g in the hood".


everybody's welcome!even the bay area is invited to come to the show just keep the guns
at home (cause i know most of yall wanna kill hogg).






hold up i just got a call from lynch...

TJ..."HELLO"

lynch..."where's my wife at?"

TJ..."shes on stage doin her thang right now call back later"

lynch..."let me talk to her"

TJ.."why,so you can hate on the 91sicc house party just like you hated on hot one records?'

crowd goes wild..."TAKE IT ALL OFF ZAGG!!!"

lynch..."what yall doin to my exwife over there?"

JT..."she be alright"

*hangs up on lynch*

ALRIGHT YALL LETS KEEP THE 91SICC PARTY JUMPIN!!!
 
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Bigg Craze

Sicc OG
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Aug 17, 2006
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TOMMYJAMES said:
WHATS UP EVERYBODY!!! I SEE WE GOT THE 91SICC CRACKIN ONCE AGAIN!!!

we got hogg on stage yellin "FUCK THE BAY" over and over again...

i see "big craze knight" right behind hogg makin sure no bay niggas jump on stage to get hogg...

we got zagg the background dancer makin her coochie pop with a butcher knife in her hand...

we got doug aka mr doc on the ones and twos (pages of paper work)...

green eyes will be in the crowd giving out used car business cards and flyers of the "blocc st. lye 2" album.

we got special performances by:tall T,smigg,c-lim (and the walmart garden crip gang),
y-dresta (doing his remake of y.m.c.a),pg slim,floss,C dub and beto.

and we got the evil genius doin a spoken word piece about "being a real g in the hood".


everybody's welcome!even the bay area is invited to come to the show just keep the guns
at home (cause i know most of yall wanna kill hogg).






hold up i just got a call from lynch...

TJ..."HELLO"

lynch..."where's my wife at?"

TJ..."shes on stage doin her thang right now call back later"

lynch..."let me talk to her"

TJ.."why,so you can hate on the 91sicc house party just like you hated on hot one records?'

crowd goes wild..."TAKE IT ALL OFF ZAGG!!!"

lynch..."what yall doin to my exwife over there?"

JT..."she be alright"

*hangs up on lynch*

ALRIGHT YALL LETS KEEP THE 91SICC PARTY JUMPIN!!!
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good shit!!! your killin' me!!!
 
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TOMMYJAMES

Sicc OG
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Mar 18, 2006
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*kevin calls back and blocks his number disguise his voice*

TJ..."HELLO"

KEVIN..."this is zagg mom i would like to speak to zagg"

TJ..."she is busy right now she on stage doin her thang"

KEVIN.."what is she doin on stage?"

TJ..."lynch is this you again!"

KEVIN..."......uh..no im zagg mother"

TJ..."c mon lynch stop playin i know its you man"

KEVIN..."ha ha you got me o.k let me talk to zagg"

TJ..."like i said,she on stage doin her thang man!!"

*CROWD GETS LOUD*

"GO ZAGG!!!!"

*the evil genius runs up to me wile im on the phone with lynch*

the evil genius....."yo TJ,you gotta see this zagg in on stage blowing
bubblegum bubbles with her coochie man!!!"

KEVIN..."WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"

TJ..."you should come and get zagg man she doin way too much"

KEVIN..."IS BIG CRAZE THERE?"

TJ..."yea he is here,him and hogg"

KEVIN..."....um...um...well...uhhh...im out of twn right now"

*kevin hangs up the phone*

TJ..."oh well,back to the party...GO ZAGG!!!!!"
 
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Bigg Craze

Sicc OG
#13
Aug 17, 2006
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#13
TOMMYJAMES said:
*kevin calls back and blocks his number disguise his voice*

TJ..."HELLO"

KEVIN..."this is zagg mom i would like to speak to zagg"

TJ..."she is busy right now she on stage doin her thang"

KEVIN.."what is she doin on stage?"

TJ..."lynch is this you again!"

KEVIN..."......uh..no im zagg mother"

TJ..."c mon lynch stop playin i know its you man"

KEVIN..."ha ha you got me o.k let me talk to zagg"

TJ..."like i said,she on stage doin her thang man!!"

*CROWD GETS LOUD*

"GO ZAGG!!!!"

*the evil genius runs up to me wile im on the phone with lynch*

the evil genius....."yo TJ,you gotta see this zagg in on stage blowing
bubblegum bubbles with her coochie man!!!"

KEVIN..."WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"

TJ..."you should come and get zagg man she doin way too much"

KEVIN..."IS BIG CRAZE THERE?"

TJ..."yea he is here,him and hogg"

KEVIN..."....um...um...well...uhhh...im out of twn right now"

*kevin hangs up the phone*

TJ..."oh well,back to the party...GO ZAGG!!!!!"
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aahhhhh, i can't breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
The Evil Genius

The Evil Genius

Sicc OG
#14
May 30, 2006
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TOMMYJAMES said:
*kevin calls back and blocks his number disguise his voice*

TJ..."HELLO"

KEVIN..."this is zagg mom i would like to speak to zagg"

TJ..."she is busy right now she on stage doin her thang"

KEVIN.."what is she doin on stage?"

TJ..."lynch is this you again!"

KEVIN..."......uh..no im zagg mother"

TJ..."c mon lynch stop playin i know its you man"

KEVIN..."ha ha you got me o.k let me talk to zagg"

TJ..."like i said,she on stage doin her thang man!!"

*CROWD GETS LOUD*

"GO ZAGG!!!!"

*the evil genius runs up to me wile im on the phone with lynch*

the evil genius....."yo TJ,you gotta see this zagg in on stage blowing
bubblegum bubbles with her coochie man!!!"

KEVIN..."WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"

TJ..."you should come and get zagg man she doin way too much"

KEVIN..."IS BIG CRAZE THERE?"

TJ..."yea he is here,him and hogg"

KEVIN..."....um...um...well...uhhh...im out of twn right now"

*kevin hangs up the phone*

TJ..."oh well,back to the party...GO ZAGG!!!!!"
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LOL! Yo ass iz dumb
 
Kon1

Kon1

Sicc OG
#15
May 17, 2002
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damn i left for the day and yall fools stayed posted on this bitch gettin it poppin. hahah yea dat. 91 siccness is official.
 
Base4esteban

Base4esteban

Sicc OG
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Jan 9, 2006
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TOMMYJAMES said:
*kevin calls back and blocks his number disguise his voice*

TJ..."HELLO"

KEVIN..."this is zagg mom i would like to speak to zagg"

TJ..."she is busy right now she on stage doin her thang"

KEVIN.."what is she doin on stage?"

TJ..."lynch is this you again!"

KEVIN..."......uh..no im zagg mother"

TJ..."c mon lynch stop playin i know its you man"

KEVIN..."ha ha you got me o.k let me talk to zagg"

TJ..."like i said,she on stage doin her thang man!!"

*CROWD GETS LOUD*

"GO ZAGG!!!!"

*the evil genius runs up to me wile im on the phone with lynch*

the evil genius....."yo TJ,you gotta see this zagg in on stage blowing
bubblegum bubbles with her coochie man!!!"

KEVIN..."WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"

TJ..."you should come and get zagg man she doin way too much"

KEVIN..."IS BIG CRAZE THERE?"

TJ..."yea he is here,him and hogg"

KEVIN..."....um...um...well...uhhh...im out of twn right now"

*kevin hangs up the phone*

TJ..."oh well,back to the party...GO ZAGG!!!!!"
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lol classic
 
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yungcshep

Sicc OG
#18
Dec 3, 2003
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TOMMYJAMES said:
*kevin calls back and blocks his number disguise his voice*

TJ..."HELLO"

KEVIN..."this is zagg mom i would like to speak to zagg"

TJ..."she is busy right now she on stage doin her thang"

KEVIN.."what is she doin on stage?"

TJ..."lynch is this you again!"

KEVIN..."......uh..no im zagg mother"

TJ..."c mon lynch stop playin i know its you man"

KEVIN..."ha ha you got me o.k let me talk to zagg"

TJ..."like i said,she on stage doin her thang man!!"

*CROWD GETS LOUD*

"GO ZAGG!!!!"

*the evil genius runs up to me wile im on the phone with lynch*

the evil genius....."yo TJ,you gotta see this zagg in on stage blowing
bubblegum bubbles with her coochie man!!!"

KEVIN..."WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"

TJ..."you should come and get zagg man she doin way too much"

KEVIN..."IS BIG CRAZE THERE?"

TJ..."yea he is here,him and hogg"

KEVIN..."....um...um...well...uhhh...im out of twn right now"

*kevin hangs up the phone*

TJ..."oh well,back to the party...GO ZAGG!!!!!"
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DIS SHIT YAWL ON IS RITE UP THERE WITH MARTIN, I JUS GOT STOMACH CANCER 4 LAUGH'N SO HARD
 
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TOMMYJAMES

Sicc OG
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Mar 18, 2006
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OH YEA THE SHOW IS SPONSORED BY VALTREX



*zagg runs to the valtrex stand and get 30 free trial size packets*



*TJ gets on the mic to make a special announcement*




"o.k party people here it is,the moment you all been waitin for"




"everybody give it up for Y-DRESTA!!!!"





*crickets chirp*




*y dreata steps to the mic wearing a red monkey dress and nike high heels*


y-dreasta...."IS EVERYBODY READY TO HAVE A GAY...im mean GOOD TIME!!!"


*crowd boooo y-dragsta off the stage*


*TJ runs back on stage*


"O.K EVERYBODY SORRY ABOUT THAT.LETS BRING THE NEXT ACT ON STAGE"


"COMIN ALL THE WAY FROM SACTOWN....."


Red Ryda 916 YELLS..."FOOL WE IN SACTOWN!!!!"


TJ...."HAA HAAA OH YEA,THATS RIGHT WELL COMIN ALL THE WAY FROM DOWN THE STREET ITS SAC TOWN VERY OWN C-DUBB!!




*crowd goes wild*
 
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