I wake up today n get ready n shit to go to school, only to find out that theres a 35.00 ticket on my wiper. at first i was like wtf, i live in a good ass neighborhood near hella white people, just like any old college towns are. i live around this circle with a pool in the dead center. you'd figure, what a nice quaint neighborhood no one would ever need to call the cops or ne thing. fuck that. this block is full of snitches. the circle is a one way, and i live all the way at the ass end. so after a while i got tired of going all the way around and started driving against the one way and parked against the flow of traffic. Oncoming cars have never been affected by me arriving or even leaving. So i get the ticket and its for "right curb, right wheel 18 in." which is true cuz i was parked wrong. But what pisses me off the most was in the comment box it says "called to location." what kinda mark ass trick sweats off how i park. i know it was a white person too. wtf bitches, hop off my tip. and thats how i begun my day. and i was light weight high, which really killed my buzz.
