So I Get a Box From UPS...

[Locahontas]

And the label says it came from Calipatria Prison. I'm thinkin, "What the hell is X sendin me from prison?"

I open the box & the contents included:
1 denim jacket
1 pair of house slippers
1 pair of toe nail clippers
1 typewriter correction ribbon
1 bottle of Giorgio Armani cologne
1 desk lamp
1 gray Tommy sweatshirt
1 gray long sleeve shirt
2 pairs of Tommy boxers
(I don't know why dude even wears Tommy at all...bleh...)
1 3 inch Bert doll (yes, as in Bert & Ernie)

My first reaction is that maybe he's coming home & he started sending me his stuff already...then I realize that's a pretty dumb thought. My second reaction is wtf is up wit this Bert doll?!?!?!

So you know that was one of the first things I asked when he called. He said he got it out of a cereal box. I'm like, yeah right...you can tell ME the truth!!! I also had to make sure those were HIS house slippers cuzz I didn't wanna be walkin around gettin somebody else's foot fungus!!!

 

[Tragedy]

normally you get packages of inmates contents when they transfer.i know x just got there (calipatry) from corcoran right?

 

[Locahontas]

^^^yeah, he said that was the stuff they said he couldn't take with him

 

[silver14209]

bert? lol.

 

[Incar]

LMFAO @ bert

he crys now at nite for his bert

 

[Deadly Game]

awww.... how he gonna sleep witout lil ol bert????


lol.....loca shuffllin around in X's house shoes wit his tommy drawls and sweatshirt on....

 

[Locahontas]

LOLOLOL @ Incarceraided!!!

But hey, don't be makin fun of my baby like that!!!

 

[silver14209]

so dude got it out a cereal box? what kinda cereal has that?

 

[P-Nut]

My first reaction is that maybe he's coming home & he started sending me his stuff already...then I realize that's a pretty dumb thought.

not a dumb thought at all. maybe thats a positive. you know the first place thats on his mind when he gets out.

My second reaction is wtf is up wit this Bert doll?!?!?!

awwww, he gave you somethin' to cuddle up wit until he gets there. how sweet

 

[silver14209]

aw....something thats close to him is now close to her

 

[Locahontas]

@silver...he said he got it out of Cap'n Crunch or somethin. Yesterday, I asked him if he cries for his Bert at night & he said yes. lololololol!!! He said some of the homies that he was locked up with kinda got attached to Bert too!!!!!!

 

[Locahontas]

He said he just couldn't bring himself to throw the damn thing away!!

 

[silver14209]

lol, i gots that shit to, i gots a lil finding nemo fish. but i give him props cuz i couldnt give it to my lady, its my shit.

 

[Deuce]

As Humbling as This String is..It's tunring into a Homo colony..Silver...A finding Nemo fish ?...Dogg...It's your right to excercie Free will..But..That's some Sincere shit right there...I now know the value of my Heterosexuality..Someone needs to repair the circumstances of this thread..LOL.....Whewww !!! What is it that Asian dud says on here...''Oh Coy !''

Robin Banks....Deuce the hooker Jooker...]

 

[silver14209]

dogg, its got sentimental value. if they was no strings attached i wouldve probably burned it or blew it up like normal. but its got history....i know its still pussy an shit. but its got as much sentimental value as all these tequila bottles on my dresser

 

[Incar]

WTF sentimental over FINDING NEMO..... OKAY? lol

 

[silver14209]

long fucking story.to shorten it: this female got me jumped but i took about 2 of them out of 4. and low an behold there was only one witness, lil nemo.... sad, but its there.

 

[Deadly Game]

niggaz just keepin it real...i rather hear the truth than some wolf ticcets being sold about how hard someone is.......

 

[silver14209]

i mean....fuck nemo. i aint got that shit....

 

[D-Menace]

lol @ the bert doll


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