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tookiefofookie

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Dec 13, 2005
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MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.

THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO SICCNESS?
SICCNESS? :hurt::hurt::hurt::hurt::hurt::hurt::hurt::hurt::hurt::hurt::hurt::hurt::hurt::hurt:
 
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Dec 7, 2005
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see what you need to do is go down to the beach and get yourself some sand

use strong glue to stick a thick layer of the sand to your male organ, pour the rest of the sand into a balloon

now go to your dad and show him your sand covered dick and say 'DAD HAVE YOU HEARD, THE BIRD IS THE WORD!' and then slap him across the face with the sand filled balloon

your dick will now feel better and your dad will start talking to you again

hope this helps
 
emma

emma

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only 2 posts since december of 2005, and you came back for the first time after more than 4 years to make this thread?
 
up2nogood

up2nogood

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LOL YALL NIGGAS IS STILL GAY AS FUK......HOGG STATUS RIGHT HERE,YOU FUK BOYS CAN COME SEE ME BOUT ANYTHING ANYTIME.UNLIKE U LIL BITCH MADE COWARDS IVE ACTUALY DONE DIRT....U FAKE MAFUKAZ WOULDNT KILL TO SAVE YOUR OWN LIFE,TRYIN TO JUDGE MY CHARICTURE WHEN YOU AINT BOUT SHIT UR SELFS.IM ALWAYS GONNA DO WAT I DO AND BE WHO THA FUK I BE REGARDLESS IF A WHOLE BUNCH OF LIL SICCNESS.NET FAGOOTS GET ASS HURT ABOUT MY GET DOWN.I AINT LOSSIN NO SLEEP BUT I BET SOME OF YOU LAMES WAS TOSSIN N TURNIN LAST NIGHT SWEATIN ABOUT A WHITE NORTHERNER FROM THA BAY THAT SAYS THA WORN "NIGGA"
YOU FAGS REALY MUST NOT GET AROUND,HOMIE THERE NIGGAS JUSTN LIKE ME ALL OVER THA NORTH PIMP.....AND IM TALKIN ALL "RACES",SEE WAT YOU STUPID LIL PUNK ASS KIDS DONT REALIZE IS IM OF A CERTAIN BREED,AND KUZ MY SKINS WHITE DONT MEAN ALL THAT MUCH TO THA REAL....I CAN CHOP IT UP WITH GANGSTAS FROM ALL OVER N THEY DO NOT TRY TO COME AT ME SIDE WAYS IN ANY WAY.....I GOT CRIP,BLOOD,PIRU,GD,VICE LORD,BAY,DOWN SOUTH MAFUKAZ FROM ALL OVER WHO FUK WITH ME.IM REPUTABLE,REAL RECOGNIZE REAL....AND OBVIOUSLY YALL SUCKAZ IS SO SIMPLE MINDED AND HATEFUL YOU FEEL THA NEED TO TRY TO PUT ME ON FRONT STREET BUT ANOTHER THING YOU LIL FAGGOTS DONT UNDERSTAND IS I GOT NOTHIN TO HIDE....MY SHITS ALL IN THA OPEN.YALL LIL HOMOS ON THA OTHER HAND WOULD HAVE A NERVOUS BRAKEDOWN IF THIS SHIT WAS HAPPENIN TYO YOU,LOL
YOU MOTHAFUKAZ IS SOOOOO LAME.....SOME OF THOSE (OLD) PIS ARE A LIL FUNNY IF YOU NMAKE THEM OUT TO BE,I'LL GIVE YOU FRUITCAKES THAT,BUT WAT YALL LIL BITCHEZ LOOK LIKE? SCARY ASS SUCKAS.....KEEP UP THA HATE JOTOS

FUK U,YA MAMAS AND SUCK A DICK U BITCH
 
marty50

marty50

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tookiefofookie, tookiefofookie, to-frack, banana fanna fo-tarack, fee fi mo mookie....tookie

tookiefofookie, tookiefofookie, bo-bookie, banana fanna fo-tookie, fee fie mo-mookie....tookiefofookie
 
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