Russian SUV is ballin and has been on all y'all suckaz!!(whale penis leather inside)

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Nov 5, 2004
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whats the stick shift made out of?, lol, or what IS the stick shift?, lol.

doing it in a robin leech voice. here is a car you can never have, cuz you cant afford it. check out the interior, its made from whale penis, as you can see, these aint a lo-lo bitches, instead of dice on the mirror, there are scrotum ornaments from a texas longhorn, to remind you it takes brass balls to be inside this luxury ride. grasp a firm caressing grip of the velvety steering wheel, it is made from some exquisite jackalopes vagina, to remind you of the pussy you are gonna be hitting when you get home, and dont forget the stick shift, it is made from a gorillas penis, so you can get that aphrodisiac sensation as you thrust yourself from 1st to 5th gear in 4.1 seconds.

lol, champagne wishes and caviar dreams, with a touch of saffron.

what a fuckin truck, who wouldn't want one.
 

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Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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It'd be a good vehicle to have if you wanted to rob banks and have shoot outs. lol....Or if zombies ever attacked it'd be perfect. hahahahaha