Round 1: Jabbz Vs. IntenseFear

[FATAL NYGHTMARE]

One verse a piece.
No biting.
Dick riding votes will not count.
5-0 = KO
Verses due Thursday, July 28th by 10:00PM West Coast time.
If you do not post by then you will forfeit.
Votes due by Sunday, July 31st by Midnight.

A no-show results in a forfeit and the no-show's opponent will advance, as long as he posts a verse before the deadline.

Good luck.

 

[IntenseFear]

Look like a nigga stepped in at the right time..

Checkin in niggas..
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This nigga's "Jabbz" are weaker than a chick's punch
Only time he eats Intense is when this dick's lunch
Bitch what? You got nothin to say to a real lyricist
The only way you come hard is if you steal lyrics, bitch
Nigga I came to bring the fuckin pain like Method Man
Best pack a second plan, cuz everything you've left is bland
Check the scans.. Your records wouldn't sell to white folk
Nigga I'll leave your ass more gooey than a dyke's throat
This time though I'm breakin you down like stomache acid
Devouring everything you can possibly come with, faggot
Let's be honest you're garbage.. nigga don't even start shit
You only be gettin hard when rigor mortis sets in your carcass
I'll leave your record tarnished.. to my knowledge you aint lost
YET.. But you aint posted in a while, it's best you stay off
Fuck the gay talk.. just cuz you from Frisco don't make it OK
Quit now, cuz a dick is the only thing you take the whole way

 

[FATAL NYGHTMARE]

Damn, that was pretty quick. Good shit IF.

 

[Jabbz]

"Jabbz" comes out "swingin" for tha "KO" to start off "round-one"
bring verbal "tazers" to this "circus" to leave this "clown-stunned"

intense don't wanna see my punchlines, they tear-in-ya-chest
bitch when I deliver tha old "1-2" not even "Ciarra"-would-"Step"

Jabbz is ruthless, playa i'll "break" you like "tail-lights"
if we battled 2 times it'd be "dejavu" cuz i'd prevail-twice

ya gettin "blown out" in this battle like "snot" from this "niggas-nose"
but "givin head" on "house calls" is the only time he "delivas-blows"

what you know about rap? only "wrappin" you do is on "Christmas"
ya spits is like a female dog's feces on the grass, it's all "bitch-shit"

Intense sucks dick, ya verse got more "pussy in it" than "PetSmart"
ya rhymes is "off target", i'm a better "sharpshooter" than "Bret-Hart"

i'm like the "72 Dolphins" the way I got this shit down-to-"perfection"
only way you can win is if it's rigged like Bush's two thousand-election

 

[Jabbz]

fuck it let's get some votes since we the first to ignite the scene.

 

[FATAL NYGHTMARE]

DAMN. If I had to bet on it, I'd say this is the best matchup of Round 1. Great shit on this one. This is what it's all about folks....

Intense had a solid verse, I was feelin the rhymes and the disses were on point. His best lines:

This nigga's "Jabbz" are weaker than a chick's punch
Only time he eats Intense is when this dick's lunch
Bitch what? You got nothin to say to a real lyricist
The only way you come hard is if you steal lyrics, bitch

Fuck the gay talk.. just cuz you from Frisco don't make it OK
Quit now, cuz a dick is the only thing you take the whole way

Jabbz has an incredible verse, easily the best I've seen from him. His best lines:

"Jabbz" comes out "swingin" for tha "KO" to start off "round-one"
bring verbal "tazers" to this "circus" to leave this "clown-stunned"

intense don't wanna see my punchlines, they tear-in-ya-chest
bitch when I deliver tha old "1-2" not even "Ciarra"-would-"Step"

Jabbz is ruthless, playa i'll "break" you like "tail-lights"
if we battled 2 times it'd be "dejavu" cuz i'd prevail-twice

ya gettin "blown out" in this battle like "snot" from this "niggas-nose"
but "givin head" on "house calls" is the only time he "delivas-blows"

what you know about rap? only "wrappin" you do is on "Christmas"
ya spits is like a female dog's feces on the grass, it's all "bitch-shit"

Intense sucks dick, ya verse got more "pussy in it" than "PetSmart"
ya rhymes is "off target", i'm a better "sharpshooter" than "Bret-Hart"

i'm like the "72 Dolphins" the way I got this shit down-to-"perfection"
only way you can win is if it's rigged like Bush's two thousand-election

As you can see I quoted the whole damn verse because it was one big ass punchline/metaphor capped off with clean multis and a great battle feel.

Both of you had a clean ass verse, making this a great battle. But....

Vote - Jabbz

 

[BETO916]

Fuck the gay talk.. just cuz you from Frisco don't make it OK
Quit now, cuz a dick is the only thing you take the whole way

first it's fuck the gay talk, then he talks gay at the end....that's pretty funny

what you know about rap? only "wrappin" you do is on "Christmas"

same line been used by our ancestors for many moons.

i'm like the "72 Dolphins" the way I got this shit down-to-"perfection"
only way you can win is if it's rigged like Bush's two thousand-election

yeeeee!!

This time though I'm breakin you down like stomache acid
Devouring everything you can possibly come with, faggot
Let's be honest you're garbage.. nigga don't even start shit
You only be gettin hard when rigor mortis sets in your carcass
I'll leave your record tarnished..

that's that ripgut shit right there...I wish your verse had more of it.

to my knowledge you aint lost
YET..

you're right

Vote: Jabbz

 

[Furious32]

Vote: Jabbz.....seems like he spent a lil extra time on it

 

[Stealth]

Vote: Jabbz - he had a good rhyme scheme and his punches and metaphors were a little more creative.

But I feel bad voting against IF - that was a fuckin nice verse. Its a shame you guys had to face each other in Round 1.

 

[Joe DiMaggio]

Pretty evenly contested... but

Let's be honest you're garbage.. nigga don't even start shit
You only be gettin hard when rigor mortis sets in your carcass

Had me laughing out loud. Intensefear BARELY. Great battle.

 

[Anghellic831]

Vote - Jabbz
hiz shit wuz jus str8 up R-A-W

Best tourney round ive seen in a while

 

[Tha_Perv]

I vote Intensefear. He killed it.

 

[Jabbz]

5-2

almost got a ko.

 

[Likwid Eyece]

ya rhymes is "off target", i'm a better "sharpshooter" than "Bret-Hart"

that lines hella tight yo... good battle ya... hella tight spitz but jabbz had is shit on point swinging them king punches and uppercuts....1

 

[Sicc_Wit_It]

Damnit Fatal...you need to start doin' seeds with these tourneys. I noticed the other first round match-up of Seak v. Curt as well.

 

[FATAL NYGHTMARE]

Then we would have controversy over which seed everyone should be.

 

[Likwid Eyece]

^^

tru tru

 

[Sicc_Wit_It]

Then we would have controversy over which seed everyone should be.

Maybe we can start up a veteran's comittee consisting of dudes who don't really spit anymore such as you and I and others, sort of like an associated press, and we decide the seeds. Then maybe the last tourney winners are always guaranteed the #1 spot or what not. Maybe the idea of dudes tryna knock each other off would get the board even more poppin' then it's already become lately. I don't know, just some ideas.

 

[BETO916]

Maybe we can start up a veteran's comittee consisting of dudes who don't really spit anymore such as you and I and others, sort of like an associated press, and we decide the seeds. Then maybe the last tourney winners are always guaranteed the #1 spot or what not.

great idea!! glad I thought of it.

 

[JLMACN]

Jabbz...

5000