Hands down the gayest, dick up the ass thing a man can do...But, I have a question for you all...What do you do if you're taking a shit, and you really have to piss while you're handling your business? Because I've had a couple a close calls where I was shitting, but I was barely able to finish in time to stand up and piss. I'm thinking of just shitting my pants while I stand up and piss from now on, maybe getting some depends and cutting a hole in the front...cause I aint no homo-ass-fag...How do you all keep your hetero in tact when both natures call at the same time?