OT: ATTENTION HOME DEPOT CUSTOMERS

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Dec 5, 2005
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Heads up for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.


Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful..
 
Jan 2, 2005
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thats probably the best way to get your wallet stolen. lol but for real thats fucked up. Next time make sure your wallet is hidden or in the trunk after you load your stuff. that way you get off for free!
 
Sep 26, 2002
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DougN9ne said:
I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

hahaha

wallet's are pretty cheap... but blowjobs cost 50 in most states.... so good for you man
 
Sep 26, 2002
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also, you should probably start going indisguise ... different glasses, fake beards, wigs, and shit you know... cuz pretty soon they'll start noticing it's the same guy coming outta the store everyday
 
Dec 10, 2005
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hmm... i went to this place u call "home depot". i didnt see any 20-21 yr old girls! although there were a couple of baseheads that wanted to wash my car...
 
Jul 14, 2005
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DougN9ne said:
Heads up for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.


Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful..
they must be good at giving oral!
 
Jan 8, 2006
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i dont fuckin get it man. how the hell do you get your wallet stolen twice in one day? and why the fuck do you keep doin the same shit if you know you're wallet is about to get stolen? this does not make any sense at all
 
Dec 10, 2005
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off topic for a second here....did anyone see o reilly on colbert thursday?

wuz kinda dull but my favorite part wuz at the end man. fucking hilarious.

O Reilly: Im tender. its a just an act

Colbert: If ur just an act, that what am I?

lol. great shit. im rollin' like a wheel.