Hey..uhh... Ender Fury ready for action. Attack the wackness in closed caption from the sound of my blastin caps. Yeah like that. I'm so past this phatness from fastin I'm skinny. Who wanna come get me? Not even fifty fifties peevin hot like some kimchee can hit me. Simply shifty when they try and stick me. And move instantly new kitchen sinks, thinkin cool?, sinkin infantries. Pimpin me? Never. Whatever fair weather spare no birds of a feather. Together forever? But severed when my temper flies. Semper fi. Enter defender leave offender when Ender no die. It's your time showtimin' black diamond coal minin' but only on your dime. Sure I rhyme, sometimes. When I'm not curin the blind. With a slow-motion mind in phone lines from Eastern to Pacific ocean time. Or maybe both times. Beep! At the tone there's no more loadtime. So close to five mics explode my own coastline. Smokin and boastin I'm fine! Of course, it's just the red-eyed source of my jedi force powers. And I can go for hours and hours...
-Ender Fury