New Club Drug- Preparation H

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The hottest club drug appears to be one normally used to fix a "burning" problem.

Preparation H, the topical medication used to treat hemorrhoids, reportedly is catching fire as the latest "drug" to hit the New York City club scene.

The topical solution contains a medication called phenylephrine HCL, which shrinks the swollen tissues of hemorrhoids. It works by constricting the nearby blood vessels that surround the area. But the ingredient will shrink other tissue as well.

The method has been hailed on the Internet and has long been used by body builders in need of a quick fix for a problem area prior to competition, as well as women looking to reduce puffiness around their eyes.

But one doctor said the off-label usage of the drug is ludicrous.

"It doesn't even work that well for hemorrhoids," said Dr. Marc Siegel, a FOX News medical contributor. "I find in my practice it has to be combined with hydrocortisone. The notion of phenylephrine is problematic at best. It's a placebo effect."

Siegel told FOXNews.com that the drug can cause uncomfortable side effects such as rashes, as well as more serious side effects such as elevated blood pressure.

New York bouncer, blogger and author Rob Fitzgerald told ABCNews.com that men are slathering up their torsos with the hemorrhoid cream to make themselves look "ripped."

Fitzgerald, who writes the blog Clublife, recently conducted his own research on the phenomenon, interviewing a user, a drugstore worker and a nightclub manager.


Fuck that shit I would never put ass cream on my body....
 
May 9, 2002
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OK, so the story didnt mention ANYTHING pertaining to it being a recrational drug. It only talks about the medical effects it causes. Lathering up ones body has ZERO to do with it being a "club drug". Who the fuck wrote this terrible article?

And if you get hemroids, use Neosporin. Clears it up in a matter of hours.
 
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OK, so the story didnt mention ANYTHING pertaining to it being a recrational drug. It only talks about the medical effects it causes. Lathering up ones body has ZERO to do with it being a "club drug". Who the fuck wrote this terrible article?

thats exactly what i was thinking......i read threw the whole post and was like WTF? how are people getting fucked up off of it in clubs now?
 

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It was on the news the other day cause a bunch of guidos have figured out that if they put it on their muscles it makes them look more swoll....It isn't a "recreational drug" for mental effects.

It was funny tho, they had this bouncer from NY on and when asked if it made the guys smell funny he said "Not really, cause most of em dump a bottle of cologne over their head before heading to the club anyway".
 
Nov 14, 2002
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whatever the fuck they're talking about, you know them douchebag guidos are behind it.
True... I blame Long Island.

Now instead of guidos smelling like Vicks Vapor rub at clubs they're gonna smell like Prep H. It's a wonder why broads still show up at clubs.
 
Dec 27, 2002
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i wish there were guido-homing missiles...the guidance system could target areas with high concentrations of hair gel and sunless tanning lotion or some shit.
 
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be on the look out for the new guido hair extensions trend. The ultimate guido is this boxer named Paulie Malignaggi. Anyways, he fought recently and actually had hair extensions. Its the new guido fad:

This is him normally:


They actually had to cut his hair off during the fight because it became a huge distraction and he almost lost because of his hair extensions, lol fucking idiot.