what the fuck is wrong with most of these hoes out here in the bay.. is it just me or are a lot of them retarded? So I take out this bitch to eat at a nice chinese resteraunt and she gets some kung pao chicken and what not and she barely touches the food.. bitch I thought you were hungry!! So being the cheap ass muthafucka that I am and considering the current harsh times with the economy I decide to get it to go. She's like 'I don't want it to go'... bitch I'm getting it to go for myself so I can eat the perfectly good chinese food that you barely touched later on after I smoke... get your shit together. Then she asks if she can help me with the bill, so of course i'm like yea we'll split it. Bitch looks inside her coach purse and it's so filled with shit she can't find her credit card... This bitch purse filled with makeup and juicy fruit and everything you can think of but no credit card and and a wallet with no cash. How the fuck you gonna have a $500 dollar purse with no money in it you dumb bitch. So I pay for her and we bounce out and I roll up a blunt of some 'california hills' kush and she starts geeking out.. WTF?? Guess she wasn't ready for some kill... so she is fucking up my high so I drop her off and dip out...
man im tired of these hoes (no homo)
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which reminds me of:
I went to the gas station once in my first car, a beat up 97 ford escort, and these two middle age bitches in a brand new escalade with some nice ass rims on it run up to me talking about "hey you! hey look we need some money for gas its an emergency can you help us out and fill us up, its an emergency, we need to get down to redwood city cause (one of these bitches) kids are going to end up foster care and we need to go down there get them and blahblahblahblah"
so I look at this bitch, look at her suv, then turn around and pump my gas.
I never wanted to chris brown a bitch so much, for doing almost nothing.
I went to the gas station once in my first car, a beat up 97 ford escort, and these two middle age bitches in a brand new escalade with some nice ass rims on it run up to me talking about "hey you! hey look we need some money for gas its an emergency can you help us out and fill us up, its an emergency, we need to get down to redwood city cause (one of these bitches) kids are going to end up foster care and we need to go down there get them and blahblahblahblah"
so I look at this bitch, look at her suv, then turn around and pump my gas.
I never wanted to chris brown a bitch so much, for doing almost nothing.
