alright, last night i was with 2 friends and we were walking down market street. we walked by the crazy horse and some little man who couldnt have been more than 5'1 tried to tell us he would let us in for 5 bucks each, he spoke the most broken english ive ever heard, ends up it would be 25 each so we started to leave, then this lady walks up to me from out of nowhere, she has less teeth than a 2 month old baby, shes going bald and she smelled like pork chops...i started a conversation with her and asked her if she was a dancer at the crazy horse, my friends started laughing and all of a sudden, she puts her hand down her pants and starts fingering herself, i almost tossed my fuckin cookies, then she asked me for a dollar and i said it was in my car and i would be back in a minute, she starts following us down market and we get to where the bums play chess at night on the little tables, one of the guys jumps up and gets in my face asking what im doing with his wife..at first i started laughing and fucking with him talking shit to him (i have a bad habit of fucking with bums, not doing anything bad just fucking with their heads) then a few of his friends stand up and start coming towards us, then the motherfucker pulls out a gun and starts running at us, i turned around and ran down market scared shitless...