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BossDogg

BossDogg

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There was once this little black boy, who died and he went to heaven. There he noticed that he got wings and was so happy because he got wings! He was like woah i got wings!!!woohoo!!! He was so happy so he went to god and asked him am i an angel now? God answered....No, your a bat!

A black guy (hunter) came from hunting back to his little town and was going to home, he went to a cottage and noticed, damn this is not my house so he went to a next cottage and again he went to a wrong house. He was thinking that this is fucked up as every cottage looks same. So he was thinking that he should paint his house to white so he would find his house easier, So he decided to paint his house to a white and he went to roof with white paint and brush and started painting. Hes youngest boy (black boy) was running front of them house and suddendly this white paint felt down and all the paint dropped to this boy, so he was now white. He was like fuck, and asked his dad could he help him to clean the white paint off...Dad said, i cant now im busy as im paining, so the boy went to his mother and asked her to help, she was also busy because of cooking. Then he went to his sister and sister was also busy. So the boy went to sit on a rock and was thinking...I been only 15 minutes white and im already fucked up coz of theses niggas.


Now, tell your jokes! and no, i dont mean any racist way these jokes. They only jokes, so dont hurt about them.
 
M BUTCHER 206

M BUTCHER 206

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An extremely attractive and naive white blond woman ends up at a bar in a shady part of town. Three large black men approach her, and buy her multiple drinks. She gets very drunk and the black men take her back to her hotel room, and wish her a good night. She thanks them for their hospitality and for escorting her home safely.





A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk into a bar. They all have a fun night, tip generously, and are welcomed to come back at any time.




A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it is destroy his family.




A dog walks into a bar. Thankfully the bar owner reacts quickly, and animal control is called and the dog eventually makes it home to its owners safely.




What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Domestic violence is a crime. She needs to leave her abusive partner and find help




What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of fried chicken?
A black guy is a human and a bucket of fried chicken is a delicious container of food.
 
cheeto

cheeto

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BossDogg said:
There was once this little black boy, who died and he went to heaven. There he noticed that he got wings and was so happy because he got wings! He was like woah i got wings!!!woohoo!!! He was so happy so he went to god and asked him am i an angel now? God answered....No, your a bat!

A black guy (hunter) came from hunting back to his little town and was going to home, he went to a cottage and noticed, damn this is not my house so he went to a next cottage and again he went to a wrong house. He was thinking that this is fucked up as every cottage looks same. So he was thinking that he should paint his house to white so he would find his house easier, So he decided to paint his house to a white and he went to roof with white paint and brush and started painting. Hes youngest boy (black boy) was running front of them house and suddendly this white paint felt down and all the paint dropped to this boy, so he was now white. He was like fuck, and asked his dad could he help him to clean the white paint off...Dad said, i cant now im busy as im paining, so the boy went to his mother and asked her to help, she was also busy because of cooking. Then he went to his sister and sister was also busy. So the boy went to sit on a rock and was thinking...I been only 15 minutes white and im already fucked up coz of theses niggas.


Now, tell your jokes! and no, i dont mean any racist way these jokes. They only jokes, so dont hurt about them.
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i read this like this

 
savage

savage

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Feb 14, 2004
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An indian was standing on the corner when this woman on her way to work passed by. The Indian raises his hand in greeting, and says, "Chance!"

Everyday for a whole week, the same thing happened. As the woman would walk past, the Indian would raise his hand, and say, "Chance!"

Finally, she couldn't ignore it any longer, stops, and asks, "You're an Indian, aren't you?"

He nods.

She says, "I always thought Indians said 'How!'."

The Indian says, "Already know 'how'. Just want 'chance'."
 
Awol36

Awol36

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Jun 21, 2005
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why did so many blacks die in Vietnam? cause when the commander said "Get Down" they all started dancing.... i kid ikid
 
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