Incentives in Adonal Foyle's contract

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Dec 9, 2005
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Adonal Foyle would never allow himself to win those measley awards.


Why try to win 500K when you can just absorb the sould of millions, and simply take it ?


Its all fun and games to Foyle.

He could easily play at 10% of his talent level, and break every record in basketball, but why ?

We already know that he's 2nd in line only to God, and even that is debatable.
 
Feb 23, 2003
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Adonal Foyle gets $500,000 if he wins MVP, and another $500K if he wins MVP of the NBA Finals. Wonder how many gin and tonics the GM and agent went through before they came up with those.
 
Feb 23, 2003
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Larry Hughes gets a $1.6 million bonus if his team -- whatever team he's on in '09-10 -- wins 55 games or more. Once again: This guy makes $13.6 million base salary. Shouldn't he be expected to lead his team to 55 wins, aside from the fact that he's, you know, mediocre?
 
Feb 23, 2003
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The best one,,,Rafer

Rafer Alston has a base salary of $5.25 million, but he also has some add-ons. If he wins Player of the Week, he'll get $15,000 -- and he can keep winning them and get $15K a pop, with a max of $120,000. If he wins Player of the Month, that's $50,000. And if he makes the All-Star team, he'll earn an additional $325,000.
 
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Tony Battie (base: $6.06M) has some odd incentives. He gets $100,000 if he plays in 50 games AND averages eight rebounds. He pockets another $100,000 if he plays in 50 and averages five free throw attempts per game. And he'll bring home an extra $100,000 if he is just active for 50 games and the team reaches the second round of the playoffs.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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I also have a "South Asians for Obama" pin my ex-girlfriend gave me I will throw in to the first person who wants a Democracy Matters pin.

I never knew India and Indians considered themselves "South Asian" but apparently they do.