I more then likely wouldn't play against any And1 basketball player. I consider myself pretty good at the game, but these guys can slam dunk the ball with it wedged between the crack of their ass, im not tryin to steal it from them. I'd be thinking about pushing them into the pole when they dribble past me and try to dunk, that way everyone forgets what just happened. Or maybe ill let them dunk the shit, then when its my turn, ill heave the fucking ball at their head hard enough to leave an awfully bad welt, then do a 360 layup.
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