I want to pimp my girlfriend

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My homie was until recently was bagging groceries for a living, got himself a new girlfriend who is prostituting herself for him. She has a friend who is also working with her. So overnight he went from a grocery store clerk to a pimp with two hookers and he's making around $200 a day! I'm wondering how I could talk my girlfriend into doing this? She's really not the type (a college girl), but we could REALLY use the money. Any ideas?
 
May 14, 2002
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Get your friends to rape her, beat her and get her addicted to drugs.
I think that would be a good starting point...

But first post her nekked pics and let her know you've done this... you know.. for advertising purposes...
 
Apr 11, 2008
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#16
there are instruction manuals out there, but just liike okinawan karate,


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BASEDVATO

Judo Chop ur Spirit
May 8, 2002
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#17
how you calling this chick a "girlfriend" ... but want to pimp her?

I don't think you'll ever catch a pimp calling a bitch his girlfriend.

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