about a woman who was horrifically obese.
She tried everything short of liposuction. diets, drugs, etc. She couldn't lose the weight.
one day she went in and completely by accident, the doctor discovered she had a 140 pound tumor in her stomach.
This bothered me a lot. so I went in to the doctor to get myself checked.
he said I had a 20 pound tumor, and it was my brain. and it would need to be sawed off immediately, lest I become prone to salpingitis and pediculosis pubis.
Now I'm 20 pounds lighter but my balance is completely thrown off. it's like when Shaun Livingston changed from the huge afro to cornrows and ended up completely and sickeningly destroying his knee on a simple layup, because he was used to the added weight on his landings.
I try to go to my ballerina recitals and they laugh me out of the building. every Tuesday night I walk home in my pink tutu and frilly waistband, weeping softly into my rumpled-up stockings.
She tried everything short of liposuction. diets, drugs, etc. She couldn't lose the weight.
one day she went in and completely by accident, the doctor discovered she had a 140 pound tumor in her stomach.
This bothered me a lot. so I went in to the doctor to get myself checked.
he said I had a 20 pound tumor, and it was my brain. and it would need to be sawed off immediately, lest I become prone to salpingitis and pediculosis pubis.
Now I'm 20 pounds lighter but my balance is completely thrown off. it's like when Shaun Livingston changed from the huge afro to cornrows and ended up completely and sickeningly destroying his knee on a simple layup, because he was used to the added weight on his landings.
I try to go to my ballerina recitals and they laugh me out of the building. every Tuesday night I walk home in my pink tutu and frilly waistband, weeping softly into my rumpled-up stockings.