I raped my girlfriend today

[Defy]

^you came to a thread on the MIR board thinking it was going to be about the topic of the thread? what's wrong with you? lol

 

[TaxMan]

^you came to a thread on the MIR board thinking it was going to be about the topic of the thread? what's wrong with you? lol

Hey.. The ... uhh... I'll think of a thread that stayed on topic then come back.

 

[Slimetongue]

well she said it felt like rape and i liked it, I might consider it in the future

things that aren't rape but closely related:

I got my ex (who turned 16) drunk as fuck just so I could fuck her in the arse when she was asleep, was worth it too (I was 17)

 

[MACdaddy420]

well she said it felt like rape and i liked it, I might consider it in the future

things that aren't rape but closely related:

I got my ex (who turned 16) drunk as fuck just so I could fuck her in the arse when she was asleep, was worth it too (I was 17)

my boyfriend tried pulling that card on me when i was drunk a few nights ago...he keeps trying but little does he know...itll never happen

 

[Slimetongue]

my boyfriend tried pulling that card on me when i was drunk a few nights ago...he keeps trying but little does he know...itll never happen

just wait until you are completely drunk and passed out, you know, where you could shit a knife and not feel it until the next day, if he was desperate/bored as me he would go for it

 

[MACdaddy420]

I was the drunkest I've ever been that night. Me and 3 other people shared the biggest bottle of E&J brandy that night. Still didnt happen. BTW MARS! u were supposed to come through that night. Good thing we didnt try and save u any brandy shit head!

 

[DFDoom]

Sober + lube = Better idea.

 

[MACdaddy420]

if he was desperate/bored as me he would go for it

also...he's not desperate...he gets it whenever he wants...and by it i mean the front door...The back door is off limits to penises

 

[Slimetongue]

Sober + lube = Better idea.

she wasnt into fucking let alone getting fucked up the arse, she used to give me hand and blow jobs and that was it

 

[MACdaddy420]

Sober + lube = Better idea.

Planned parenthood just gave us like 8 tubes of lube today. and about 150 comdoms.....IM SET!!!!!!!!! tonight shall be a good one :lick:

 

[DFDoom]

Why waste time with it then?

NEXT.

 

[Slimetongue]

also...he's not desperate...he gets it whenever he wants...and by it i mean the front door...The back door is off limits to penises

lol thats what I ment desperate for, no matter how much you fuck, the guy will always want to do it up the arse atleast once, its nature

 

[MACdaddy420]

she used to give me hand and blow jobs and that was it

I am so sorry. Hopefully you've gotten laid since then

 

[Slimetongue]

I am so sorry. Hopefully you've gotten laid since then

yeah I do, everytime my girlfriend comes over, but she usually finishes before me, trying to get her on the pill

and this was like 2-3 years ago anyway

 

[MACdaddy420]

How does a woman "finish"?

Orgasms NEVER get old...


Unless you're faking them

 

[DFDoom]

Many women are like one and done.

 

[Slimetongue]

Many women are like one and done.

word to that

usually when I make her cum she needs like a 15 minutes sleep, and if im lucky she will want to go again

 

[DFDoom]

Spit on it and keep it movin', my brotha.

 

[TaxMan]

also...he's not desperate...he gets it whenever he wants...and by it i mean the front door...The back door is off limits to penises

So this doesn't rule out tongues and fingers eh?

 

[DFDoom]

Good point.

Do tell.