MAN I GOT TO THE CLUB LATE(DON P. COULD HAVE GAVE ME A RIDE BUT HE HAD TO PERFORM IN TACOMA THAT NIGHT, U KNOW HOW HE LIKES TO DIP IN THAT REF OUT FIT...I DIG THAT ABOUT HIM....HAHAHAHAHAAHAH) SO I WALK IN THE DOOR HUG THE DOOR LADY AND LOOK TO MY LEFT AND WHAT DO I SEE?
ALL THESE FUCKING KIDS...LIKE AGES 6-14 TYPE OF CROWD....R. KELLY WOULD HAVE HAD A HOLIDAY WITH THIS....HAHAHAA THEN I WALK UP TO THE BAR AND THE BAR TENDER BREAKS ME OFF MY "PERFORMERS OPEN BAR 1ST DRINK "TAH-KILLA SUNRISE" ( GO FIGURE ) THEN POST UP AND WATCH THE FIRST SHOW THE OWNER OF THE CLUB IS NOT TO HAPPY WITH ME FOR NOT BEING ON TIME SO I GET THIS VIBE THAT I WOULD NOT BE ON TO NIGHT....AND RIGHT FULLY SO. SO THE SHOW ENDS AND I'M KINDA RELIEVED CAUSE SLOWPOKE DON'T HAVE A WHOLE LOT FOR THE KIDS TO ENJOY AS FAR AS MY STAND UP COMEDY GOES (LOT OF CUSS WORDS YOU KNOW?)
SO THE NEXT SHOW STARTS LIL JJ THIS TIMES OPENS FOR G-THANG SO DIG THIS THERE IS ONLY LIKE 8 PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE CLUB....TALK ABOUT EARNING YOUR PAY....THE KID WAS HURTING UP THERE BUT HE GOT SOME LAFFS AND THEN G-THANG GETS ON STAGE AND STARTS UP ON ME AND MY SHIRT CALLING IT UGLY (ME HAVING A FEW DRINKS IN ME AND THE FACT THAT I'M A COMIC AND KNOW IF SOME ONE CAN HELP OUT WITH FUELING UP SOME JOKES IS ALLAYS WELCOME ) SO I LET HIM CLOWN ME (G-THANG: MAN THAT'S AN UGLY SHIRT....WHERE DID YOU GET IT AT? THE LIQUOR STORE?..."YEAH GIVE ME A 40, A PACK OF ZIGZAGS.....AND THAT UGLY SHIRT") HE WAS ON ME ALL NIGHT EVERY THING I SAID BACK TO HIM JUST GOT ME DEEPER AND DEEPER.....HELL THE CROWD WAS LOVING IT SO WAS I....IT'S ALL FOR THE SAKE OF FUN AND I CAN LAFF ABOUT MY SELF SO I WAS A GOOD SPORT ABOUT EVERYTHING...AND THEN....
HE SAYS "MAN YOU A GOOD SPORT COME UP HERE"
I WAS LIKE ME?
HE GOES "YEAH YOU"
SO I STUMBLE UP THERE AND HE WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND ME AND SAYS"SO WHAT DO YOU DO?"
"STAND UP COMEDIAN" I SLUR
"OOOOOOOOOOHHH SHIT WELL LET ME INTRODUCE YOU"......
"TAKE A SEAT" HE ORDERS
SO I PLOP MY FAT ASS IN A CHAIR AND HE FORGOT MY NAME THE SON OF A BITCH RIGHT AFTER I TOLD HIM....HAHAHAHA
SO I GOT ON, DID MY THING, GOT A FEW LAFS AND CLOSED THE SHOW
THE THING I LEARNED ON THIS TIME GOING OUT IS....
NO MATER HOW MANY HEADS ARE THERE IN THE CROWD....MAKE IT YOUR BEST PERFORMANCE
AFTER THE SHOW WE DID THE REG. MET AND GREET WITH THE PERFORMERS
LIL JJ'S MANAGER NEEDS SOME BUSINESS CARDS SO I'M DESIGN HIM UP SOMETHING NICE (HOMIE HAD TO WRITE OUT ALL THEY INFO ON A NAPKIN HAHAHAAHAH)THIS ONE GUY WAS NOT LETTING ME AND G-THANG TAKE PICS CAUSE HE WAS SO HAPPY TO GET CLOWNED ON BY HIM
"MAN I MADE IT I'M A STAR I FEEL LIKE ON TOP OF THE WORLD MAN I'M FAMOUS NOW"....HAHAHAAH SOME DRUNK FOLKS ARE SO MUCH FUN TO WATCH....
SO FROM THERE I HOPED IN THE CAR WITH THE DOOR LADY AND THEY DROPPED ME OFF ON BROAD WAY GRABBED A BURGER AND CALLED IT A NIGHT....DAM I'M STILL FEELING MY BUZZ....I LOVE THAT BAR TENDER....
ALL THESE FUCKING KIDS...LIKE AGES 6-14 TYPE OF CROWD....R. KELLY WOULD HAVE HAD A HOLIDAY WITH THIS....HAHAHAA THEN I WALK UP TO THE BAR AND THE BAR TENDER BREAKS ME OFF MY "PERFORMERS OPEN BAR 1ST DRINK "TAH-KILLA SUNRISE" ( GO FIGURE ) THEN POST UP AND WATCH THE FIRST SHOW THE OWNER OF THE CLUB IS NOT TO HAPPY WITH ME FOR NOT BEING ON TIME SO I GET THIS VIBE THAT I WOULD NOT BE ON TO NIGHT....AND RIGHT FULLY SO. SO THE SHOW ENDS AND I'M KINDA RELIEVED CAUSE SLOWPOKE DON'T HAVE A WHOLE LOT FOR THE KIDS TO ENJOY AS FAR AS MY STAND UP COMEDY GOES (LOT OF CUSS WORDS YOU KNOW?)
SO THE NEXT SHOW STARTS LIL JJ THIS TIMES OPENS FOR G-THANG SO DIG THIS THERE IS ONLY LIKE 8 PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE CLUB....TALK ABOUT EARNING YOUR PAY....THE KID WAS HURTING UP THERE BUT HE GOT SOME LAFFS AND THEN G-THANG GETS ON STAGE AND STARTS UP ON ME AND MY SHIRT CALLING IT UGLY (ME HAVING A FEW DRINKS IN ME AND THE FACT THAT I'M A COMIC AND KNOW IF SOME ONE CAN HELP OUT WITH FUELING UP SOME JOKES IS ALLAYS WELCOME ) SO I LET HIM CLOWN ME (G-THANG: MAN THAT'S AN UGLY SHIRT....WHERE DID YOU GET IT AT? THE LIQUOR STORE?..."YEAH GIVE ME A 40, A PACK OF ZIGZAGS.....AND THAT UGLY SHIRT") HE WAS ON ME ALL NIGHT EVERY THING I SAID BACK TO HIM JUST GOT ME DEEPER AND DEEPER.....HELL THE CROWD WAS LOVING IT SO WAS I....IT'S ALL FOR THE SAKE OF FUN AND I CAN LAFF ABOUT MY SELF SO I WAS A GOOD SPORT ABOUT EVERYTHING...AND THEN....
HE SAYS "MAN YOU A GOOD SPORT COME UP HERE"
I WAS LIKE ME?
HE GOES "YEAH YOU"
SO I STUMBLE UP THERE AND HE WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND ME AND SAYS"SO WHAT DO YOU DO?"
"STAND UP COMEDIAN" I SLUR
"OOOOOOOOOOHHH SHIT WELL LET ME INTRODUCE YOU"......
"TAKE A SEAT" HE ORDERS
SO I PLOP MY FAT ASS IN A CHAIR AND HE FORGOT MY NAME THE SON OF A BITCH RIGHT AFTER I TOLD HIM....HAHAHAHA
SO I GOT ON, DID MY THING, GOT A FEW LAFS AND CLOSED THE SHOW
THE THING I LEARNED ON THIS TIME GOING OUT IS....
NO MATER HOW MANY HEADS ARE THERE IN THE CROWD....MAKE IT YOUR BEST PERFORMANCE
AFTER THE SHOW WE DID THE REG. MET AND GREET WITH THE PERFORMERS
LIL JJ'S MANAGER NEEDS SOME BUSINESS CARDS SO I'M DESIGN HIM UP SOMETHING NICE (HOMIE HAD TO WRITE OUT ALL THEY INFO ON A NAPKIN HAHAHAAHAH)THIS ONE GUY WAS NOT LETTING ME AND G-THANG TAKE PICS CAUSE HE WAS SO HAPPY TO GET CLOWNED ON BY HIM
"MAN I MADE IT I'M A STAR I FEEL LIKE ON TOP OF THE WORLD MAN I'M FAMOUS NOW"....HAHAHAAH SOME DRUNK FOLKS ARE SO MUCH FUN TO WATCH....
SO FROM THERE I HOPED IN THE CAR WITH THE DOOR LADY AND THEY DROPPED ME OFF ON BROAD WAY GRABBED A BURGER AND CALLED IT A NIGHT....DAM I'M STILL FEELING MY BUZZ....I LOVE THAT BAR TENDER....
