I thought I saw some posts about somebody having an affinity for gay midget porn. Anyways, if any of y'all have been to the Tower Records on Watt and El Camino, you can get your fix. One of the clerks there fits most of the criteria.
there is a midget who dresses like a biker who works behind the counter. and he talks kind of...you know. on watt and el camino tower rec. and don't make me dig up those posts!