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EastBayDen

EastBayDen

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Hugh is the man just saw his 80th Birthday party and three six mafia performed with like 15 hot playmates dancing on stage with negligees and hef telling Kendra 'Slob on my Knob' will be our song, then they roll out huge cake and his main girlfriend jumps out and does striptease down to panties, topless but wearing pasties!! Hef is the man! Nobody has a party like Hef
 
MzCiN

MzCiN

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lol yea he does. i saw an interview on the new season. where he said he takes viagra to keep up with his girls. thats sick shit havin to sleep with someone who looks like ur great great grandpa. poor girls
 
DubbC415

DubbC415

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MzCiN said:
lol yea he does. i saw an interview on the new season. where he said he takes viagra to keep up with his girls. thats sick shit havin to sleep with someone who looks like ur great great grandpa. poor girls
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yeah, but i doubt theyre complainin. look at the money they get, the house they live in, etc.
 
Dana Dane

Dana Dane

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Bridget is the one who did the striptease. It was hella funny and weird when she tried it out on her dad and family first.....Holly is his main broad.

I read that they get a $2000 a month allowance, plus unlimited plastic surgery and clothes allowances. and apparently all the pets they can feed.
 
KillaClown

KillaClown

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MsKomatoze said:
2000/mo ?? Thats not that great .. well not to me.. I make more than that.. and what i make is not enough for me.. hmmm *shrugs*
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you need to understand, that ALL of their expenses are taken care of BEFORE they get the 2,000 to blow, and the 2 Gs doesn't involve food, housing, animals, or even clothes.
 
MzCiN

MzCiN

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yea them bitches blow a good 300 tho a week they said. heff also said they get unlimited jewlery money ontop of clothes cars surgery n all of that. plus 2gs? they probably wipe their ass wit dat money. aint even good enuff 4 pocket change. so yea they do have it good. holly really loves em tho it looks like. like killaklown said 2gs just for nothin everythin else is payed.
 
MzCiN

MzCiN

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Dana Dane said:
Bridget is the one who did the striptease. It was hella funny and weird when she tried it out on her dad and family first.....Holly is his main broad.

I read that they get a $2000 a month allowance, plus unlimited plastic surgery and clothes allowances. and apparently all the pets they can feed.
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haha i know... she said she dnt care if the dad c her naked. wierd shit.
 
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My personal hell would be living with a bunch of braindead bitches like that.

I think after about a month I would have several domestic violence and battery charges.

Fuck a dodo head ass fake tan orange beast hollywood blond bitch. I wouldnt fuck them with some others niggas dicks for real.

If a girl cant engage me mentally, I aint fuckin wit her.

Especially broads like that.
 
DFDoom

DFDoom

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WHITE DEVIL said:
My personal hell would be living with a bunch of braindead bitches like that.

I think after about a month I would have several domestic violence and battery charges.

Fuck a dodo head ass fake tan orange beast hollywood blond bitch. I wouldnt fuck them with some others niggas dicks for real.

If a girl cant engage me mentally, I aint fuckin wit her.

Especially broads like that.
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*Swoon*
 
MsKomatoze

MsKomatoze

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*vomits*


don't come knockin' on my door when you're pregnant.. "BITCH THAT KID AIN'T MINE" *sneaks the smile* i still lovers you claire-poo-bear even tho you try to make me gag...
 
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