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SHOHEI BABA

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how do u make smalltalk and mingle? i'm not a people person at all and 99.9% of all people i think are simple minded fools who suck.

so conversation is pretty hard for me cuz if it doesn't have a purpose or isnt deep, then i figure why talk? the only time i will let loose in small talk is to complain about how much my job blows but that scares people cuz i'm talking about buck fiftying my boss.

but when i step in a party i get a lot of smiles from hoes cuz i got a baby face and i shine my tims - but i think it's stupid and you look like a fuckin clown if you walk up to a group of hoes and introduce yourself. then what the fuck do you talk about - i wish i could just say lets fuck

how do u make small talk even not with hoes i dont have that many record industry connects because i dont know how to mingle in clubs where the execs be

help me out
 
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I dont know what to tell you. Some people arent social people, you sound like your one of them. I could put money on it that your a shy person and you take into consideration of how people think about you. I would just stay dont give a fuck, say what you gotta say even if people think its dumb. Oh yea I remember reading about this thing called the 3 second rule when tryin to get at a girl. If you think about it for more than 3 seconds chances are you wont try to talk to her. So just go up to her and say whats up most girls wont blow u off unless your face is hurt.
 
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SHOHEI BABA said:
how do u make smalltalk and mingle? i'm not a people person at all and 99.9% of all people i think are simple minded fools who suck.

so conversation is pretty hard for me cuz if it doesn't have a purpose or isnt deep, then i figure why talk? the only time i will let loose in small talk is to complain about how much my job blows but that scares people cuz i'm talking about buck fiftying my boss.

but when i step in a party i get a lot of smiles from hoes cuz i got a baby face and i shine my tims - but i think it's stupid and you look like a fuckin clown if you walk up to a group of hoes and introduce yourself. then what the fuck do you talk about - i wish i could just say lets fuck

how do u make small talk even not with hoes i dont have that many record industry connects because i dont know how to mingle in clubs where the execs be

help me out
I can relate to you on that. I am not really a social person mainly because I think the same thing, that most people are simple-minded dumb fucks. If the person is somewhat intelligent, I can talk to them. I can't talk to drunk dumb hoes, they just piss me off. All I can say is don't worry about what others think of you, only worry about what you think of yourself. If you go to a party or club, have fun the way you like to have fun. If you like to get your drink on, do that. If you like to dance with the bitches, do that. Don't worry about talking to people, just have fun and conversation will come next.
 
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SHOHEI BABA

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nice advice but i'm not talking about that old "HOW DO I TALK TO GIRLS SHIT"

it's more general - how do i make small talk - at work they think i'm antisocial because i don't speak to anyone at all because i don't know how they think its because im going to shoot people at any given moment
 
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serious dont trip off them. im like you, i always think what people are gonna think of me but who gives a shit is what ive been saying lately, there are a lot of dumb as mutha fuckers out there and no one talks down on them. if your a cool mutha fucker then dont trip. to make small talk just chilland ask for her name and how shes doing. if she likes to party a lot. i dont know im kinda faded hope this makes sense.
 
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usually your first instinct is your best one...just act yourself, and say whatever comes to mind...clown on the music they're playin...if your waitin in line to get a drink tell the girl in front of you to give you an apron, and you'll go behind the bar and get the line movin'...if it's smokey as fuck in the club, mention somethin about that...use your surroundings, cause she sees the same shit you do...and if she acts like your crazy, or don't say shit back, fuck her, find another little ma...but if feel ya, cause i can't just walk up to a girl, so i usually wait till she's waitin for drinks, or shootin pool or waitin for the bathroom etc...you gotta catch 'em off guard, cause when they're just standin there talkin with their girls, thats their bait, and you can't get reeled in that easy, you gotta play your own game, and throw out your own bait